Dedicated to Prendywillow
For taking out time to check out ' naja savageness' despite an hectic day at school.
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To fart in public is very interesting but if you are caught, it can be very embarrassing.
So just follow these guidelines and you are on your way to being a star in this profession.
1. When you enter a hall ,check the wind direction, if its a closed hall with A/C ,better, for maximum impact.
2. Make sure you face the wind direction.
3. Make sure say you have enough leg space. You'll soon know why.
4. Form ajebo by crossing your legs every now and then.
5. When you are ready to execute, try holding it till the hall is noisy ,in case your fart is the one that sounds like AK47.
6. Now carefully cross your legs ,right over left.
7. Elevate the right butt.
8. Release small (sound check).🔊
9. If no sound 🔕, allow the fart flow steadiy.
10. Allow time for proper circulation.
Note:
1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain
2. When people start to shout 'chai, e no go better for that person' simply contribute by saying ' why the person wey fart no fit respect the presence of others'
3. Do not complain more than others, else you'll become a suspect.
4. Quietly leave the area and relocate to another zone then repeat the exercise!
You're welcome.
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Quick question:
Have you ever farted in public?
If yes, how did you disseminate the gas?
Was the operate successful?
If not, endeavour to apply the guidelines above next time.
You're welcome, what are friends for.😉
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