A student failed JAMB 5 tyms.
One day, she travelled to visit her friend in UNILORIN,
she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there.
She later called her mum & said...
GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: The place is silent,where are u?
GIRL: I'm in UNILORIN
MUM: Oluwa ose o(God I thank you o)
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Jesu o se o, Olorun ti doju ti ogun idile wa ti ko fe kio kawe (laughing & dancing)
(Jesus thank you o, God has put my family war of not going to school to shame)
GIRL: Malaria ni
MUM: Malaria ni course ti won fun e, course gidi ni o, kawe e daadaa o (Malaria is the course they gave you?, its a good course o, read your books well o)
GIRL: I would b discharged tomorrow
MUM: Olorun ma je, 4 yrs lo ma lo loruko Jesu.
(God forbid, you'd use four years in Jesus name)
Funny right?
But deep down we all know the admission struggle here in Nigeria is real, it's all shades of life here, except for those who God has blessed one way or the other...
So question time---
1) for those already in the university or college or polytechnic, what's your admission story?
2) For those not yet in school, what are your thoughts as regards admission based on the stories you've been hearing?
Are you scared,nervous or anxious?
Las las, we go dey alright cos God's on our side.
