We are two really fucked up and really bizarre couple of sperm cells that decided one day "Hey, we should go on google docs and just spit out random ideas and tell a story". So here we are, 9 months of pregnancy and two missing fathers later, spending our 12 years of long hard education on a book dedicated to all da fucked up people out there.
But all jokes aside, this is a parody book. So don't go white knighting on these stories expecting me to suddenly become a preacher of my nearby church. I already warned yall in the description of the book so if you guys haven't seen it you can um... go look? IDK, its a free country.
Anyways, enjoy ya peeps.
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Corn And Kitty's Book of Bizarre And Really Disturbing Smuts
HumorThis book is not for the easily offended. It jokes with material that may be offensive to some. This book is to be taken as nothing more than a joke book. Non of the statements in the story are to be taken seriously. Has sexual content and is not fo...