Declaimer: I AM NOT BO BURNHAM, IM A FEMALE! I can't make jokes to save my life... and I don't own YouTube
AN: Slytherin Draco Ravenclaw Harry
Harry and Draco sat at the computer in Harry's room, laughing. They had been watching "what." One of Bo Burnham's shows.
"Har, what do you think about us doing a cover of sad and post it?" Draco asked, his boyfriend.
"Sure! Let me go ask dad if we can use the studio." Harry said, getting up and walking out of the room (while he's gone, Draco prints off some sheet music for the song). A few minutes later, Harry walked back into the room, "We can use it!"
"Alright!" Draco says, walking out with the music.
-An hour later-
Harry turns the camera on.
"Hey, guys! Harry here!"
"And Draco!!"
"Of course, who could forget you?"
"I know, right?"
"Anyway... we were just watch Bo Burnham. who is a comedian that not only tells jokes but he sings too. We've decide to do what we call a tag cover, or switching voices, of his song sad here it is..."
(AN: Harry's playing piano
Key:
Harry
Draco)
I met a homeless man named Rich
Isn't that terrible?
I saw a flyer for a lost dog
and the dog didn't have any legs
I saw a diabetic kid
trick-or-treating
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
That was sad or a deer
I saw an old man get hit by a train
He didn't see it in the pouring rain
He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
'Cause I didn't say anything
I just thought to myself, "Oh, this is gonna be sad."
And it was-
I'm a genius! (*Sighs* "Draco...")
I saw a man with only one eye
in a 3D movie
I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone
directly on his mother's corpse
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree
then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself
I saw a boy who had red hair
*Takes drink of water*
("Really?"
"You walked right into that one"
*sigh*)
I went to a store looking for something to buy
But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
No, wait—this store sells mirrors
See what I did there?
Let's rock!!
No...
(AN: I changed the dialogue a bit...)
Why do so many sad thing have to happen?
I don't know... but I bet everyone watching this laughed at least once!
You're right!
But that's it, laughter, it's the key to everything
It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world
I mean, not for the people that are actually sad, but for the people like us who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time
Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!
The world isn't sad. The world's funny! I'm a sociopath!
I saw an old man slip and fall.
Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral.
Ha ha ha! Classic comedy!
Everything that once was sad
is somehow funny now
The Holocaust and 9/11
That shit's funny 24/7
'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about,
Because my empathy is bumming me out
Goodbye, sadness! Hello, jokes....
"Alright, guys! We hope you enjoyed!"Harry says.
"Don't forget to comment, like and subscribe!" Draco adds, giving Harry a side hug.
"Bye~" They finish together.
The camera goes off.
AN: Please comment, vote, and follow! (just like YouTube!)
