Moan {HIATUS}

Too Gay to Function (11)

Zayn~ 

I take off my jacket and put it on one of the chairs of the table in my kitchen. I sigh happily and walk into my living room. Where Louis, Harry, Niall, and Liam sit. 

"What the fuck are you doing here?" I yell, having a mini heart attack. The just laugh. "Seriously?" 

"We wanted to know how your date went." Liam says. I sit down on the couch.

"It was lovely thanks." I huff.

"What did you end up doing?" Harry asks. 

"Well, she was wearing wearing dark red shorts-"

"So scarlet." Louis interrupts. I roll my eyes and they chuckle.

"Sure, and a yellow v-neck that is tucked into the shorts. The shorts were, like, higher than normal shorts-"

Louis interrupts once again, "High waisted shorts."

"Yea, whatever and lastly a necklace that is the same color as her shorts, and vans that also match her shorts." I say.

"oh, very stylish." Louis says. Liam, Harry, and Niall laugh, but I glare at Louis.

"Louis. Could you be anymore gay?" I ask.

"Oi!" He says, Niall places a hand on Louis' chest.

"Calm down babe, you are gay." Niall says soothingly.

"It doesn't mean he gets to say that." Louis huffs.

"Hush, let him fawn over her. She clearly makes him happy." 

"Thank you Niall!" I say and Louis mumbles something about straight people and birds. "So, I went with your advice Harry, and I took her Go Karting." 

"Who won?" Liam asks.

"I did." They all groan. 

"Zayn!" Harry covers his face with his hands. Niall just shakes his head.

"Nice going dumbass." Liam says.

"What? What did I do wrong?" I say frantically.

"You are supposed to let her win. To let her feel like she has control and importance. Also to make her feel like she has some power over you, even though you are the guy." Niall explains. 

"What? No! That makes no sense."

"It's all about there feelings." Niall shrugs.

"My god, you two are too gay to function. Like, go be the kings of rainbow unicorn land somewhere else." I huff. I stand from the couch and walk to me bedroom, forcing myself not to look at the closet.

I change out of my clothes and climb into bed in just my boxers. I get out my phone. I go onto twitter and make a split second decision. 

I tweet.

Cheers...

Not even a minute later Sasha tweets:

To romantic picnics...

So I tweet:

To beautiful sights...

She tweets:

To you... xx

I tweet:

To you and I.... <3

I don't look to see if she tweets anything else. I just plug in my phone, thinking about her and what she must be thinking. What the fans must be thinking, I mean, my tweets made no sense unless you can connect the dots between Sasha and I. I tweeted Cheers, then To beautiful sights, then To you and I. The fans must be having a field day with this. I can imgaine the trends now.

#Zayntweeted

#cheers

#youandi

That'll be great to wake up to.