Danganronpa v3 X reader -oneshots, Scenarios, Etc-

kokichi ouma

Being the ultimate interviewer made your specialty pressuring your guests into giving information without making them uncomfortable or making it look like you are holding the conversation to their throat, asking for truths.

You twist words and situations to your advantage in a somehow playful way and catch your guests off guard to make things interesting.

It's not like it's done only to people in the circle of work but to your friends and family as well so don't get mad, dear guests.

It's like a habit, it's more comfortable then beginning an awkward conversation about weather.

Speaking of weather.

You were stuck inside the house as there was a raging storm outside, completely destroying your hopes in going outside and enjoying the ray of sunshine that the weathermen promised you.

Siting on the sofa, your muscles relaxed for approximately two seconds before tensing immediately to the violently ringing bell.

The annoying sound continued for as long as you stood and walked toward the door, not stopping until the click of the door was clearly heard through the bell.

And the one in the door was!!!

I mean his name is literally the name of the chapter so...

Kokichi looked up, visibly tired of the weather's bullshit, to meet your even more tired of his bullshit expression as he smiled sheepishly and pushed you out of the way as if he owned the damn place.

"Geez, the weatherman talks more bullshit than religions, I was planning to rob a bank with my secret evil organization and stuff But doing it in this weather is just not fancy."

Without tire, he made his way upstairs to your room, already taking towels and wetting the carpets and the whole place with rain as he spoke casually, only stopping when he saw you saddened face.

"Why so upset? "

"My baby just died."

"H-huh?!" Sensing no fakery in your voice, words and expression, kokichi panicked in a split second before regaining his composure, trying to analyse your statement once again as if to find loopholes.

But you bet him to it.

"You know, it happens every month, I'm on my period. "

kokichi quickly and fully regained his composure, trying to get the upper hand once again.

"Well of course it does, did you know that I already memorized when your period comes every month? Nehe must be so embarrassing for you, righhht? I wonder if I'll tell anyone~?"

It's been always like this,always fighting for the upper arm in teasing, always trying the find the most complex way to catch each other off guards, of course kokichi has his lies and his ability to detect other people's which made it easier for him and increased his chances in winning, but that just opens another door for a new way of teasing and tricking for you.

Telling true lies through metaphors, hyperbole or just straight puns.

And gay puns.

Maybe that will make sense if you stop thinking about it so much!!

For example, that time when you randomly walked to him with a heavy item hidden behind your back and with a nervous expression on your face.

"Hey kokichi, can I tell you a secret? "

"Nah, you know I won't keep it, or maybe I will? Who knows? We can never be-"

You cut him off as you nervously avoided his gaze, making him instantly alert, "Please be serious, I want to tell you..."

"I-I...I'm actually a serial killer." You stuttered out as you clenched the item behind you, feeling kokichi's expression turn slowly from shock to anger, well, his girlfriend just broke his number one rule ,how can he not?

"...what?...what do you mean-?!"

Well that's what he thought at least.

You smiled in a relieved motion as you took the box of cereal from behind you to clear sight, "You know, I stepped on a box of cereals, that makes me a cereal killer, right?"

"..."

"..."

"...I want to violently throw marshmallows at you."

At the time you were genuinely nervous, feeling a bit scared that your trick wouldn't work or that he'll get the wrong idea and used that to your advantage.

And with time you mastered that skill, and against kokichi, that's something to be proud of!

"I can't go out today." You said as you got out of the bathroom, hiding a small item underneath your shirt from your whiny boyfriend.

"But why!?"

"Well, i am..." you clenched it, "pregnant."

"What?!"

"With emotions. "

"Oh..."

"And there might be something in-"

"Alright, stop it don't go there you might give me a heart attack. "

"Ok, but for really there might be-"

"If you don't stop you'll become pregnant for real."

"Sorry, mom..."

And you absolutely adored those few seconds of an absolutely flustered and confused/ horrified kokichi before he regains his thoughts and realizes the trick.

But back into the present, kokichi has claimed your clothes and is comfortably laying on one side of the couch while you leaned on the other, only for kokichi to attack your kingdom and smother you out of no where.

"(Name)~ Me needs love and affection~" he whined like a little kid, burying his face in your chest and brushing his hair into your face as a sign of wanting you to stroke it in which you did so.

"Acting like a kid was not affective, but I'll cuddle you just this once since you won't get any when your child will soon need it more than you do."

"..."

"..."

"...you know what, you brought this on yourself. "

~I randomly got this idea about a reader who uses kokichi's ability to tell lies from truths to her advantage to mess around with him as a revenge~