One day, Mario walked up to Luigi. "Hey, Luigi, where were you last night? I couldn't find you anywhere."
"Oh, I, was, uh, somewhere."
"Like where?"
"I don't know."
"What do you mean 'I don't know'? You WENT there!"
"I can't tell you."
"Why not?"
"It's a secret."
"The law states that you can't hide anything from an older sibling, especially of the same gender!"
"It does?"
"No, not really. What's the secret?"
"Lando's a girl."
"HE IS??!!??"
"No."
"Well, then what's the real secret?"
"Not telling you."
"But what about the fake law?"
"You mean the one you just made up?"
"Yeah."
"That's fake."
"So? It was made by me, and I'm older, so you should follow it."
"No."
"Won't you PLEEEAASSSEEE tell me?"
"Sorry, but I have strict orders not to."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Absolutely."
"Could you tell Shigeru Miyamoto?"
"No, because he told me the secret in the first place."
"HE DID??!!"
"Yes."
"Well, could you at least tell me what building you were in?"
"Nope."
"Gees."
"Can I go now?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I HAVE to know your secret."
"Well, you can't."
Just then, Luigi's cell phone rung. Luigi listened to the caller for a bit. "Okay," he said. Then he turned to Mario.
"You can know the secret now."
"I can!!?!?!?!"
"Yes."
"AT LONG LAST!"
"Calm down, dude."
"I CAN'T!!"
"Well, here's the secret."
Mario held his breath.
"Rosalina is going to be in Ultra Smash," Luigi said.
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Super Mario Mayhem
FanfictionAn album of old Mario stories I wrote. They're full of crazy random stuff, from live hair combs to Mario owning a swamp. (Plus tons and tons of references!) I know the cover looks calm, but the inside isn't, really.
