The jokes "begin"

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dat title pun tho


Namjoon: It's so cold in here.

Jin: Go stand in the corner.

Namjoon: Why..?

Jin: It's 90 degrees.


Jin: Why was the king only a foot tall?

Jin: Because he was a ruler (windshield wiper laugh)

Jungkook: I thought it was because he was Jimin.

Jimin: ...


Jin: Educated people are hot...

Jin: Because they got more degrees.


Jin: Did you know whenever I'm sad I read my blood donor ID?

Others: Why?

Jin: Because it always says B Positive


Jin: What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Jimin: Hm?

Jin: Between you and me, something smells.


Jin: I'm quick at math.

Namjoon: What's 54x67?

Jin: 74

Namjoon: That wasn't even close..

Jin: But it was quick


Jin: You know guys, my jokes are le-jin-dary


Jin: Don't spell 'part' backwards, its a trap.


Jin: How did Bigbang perform their song?

Others: How?

Jin: Daesung it.


Jin: I still need to find my watch, but I can't find time.


Jin: What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Others: ...

Jin: Depresso.


If I find more jokes I'll add 'em.. I (J-)hope this made your day (I tried)

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