Optimist, Pessimist, Realist - Jimin x Taehyung x Jungkook x Reader

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Jimin's fingers repeatedly tapped on the phone held in his hands while Taehyung laid lifeless on the couch with Jungkook examining his fingernails. Taehyung broke the silence with a groan. "I want to die..." Jimin sighed. "You know, dying means you'll never come back to life. Meaning you want to leave everyone behind," Jungkook stared at him. "At least you don't have to do anything or feel anything," Taehyung retorted with his face embedded into the couch arm. "Jungkook, you know Taehyung wouldn't actually want to leave us," Jimin looked over to him. "I definitely want to right now," Taehyung muttered. "What's wrong, then, Taehyung?" Jimin asked. "I feel like I got hit with a bus, run over by a semi-truck, and then discarded in a trash compacter," Taehyung said. "None of those things would happen," Jungkook stated. "Notice the word like," Taehyung sat up.
"But it still hurts like fuc-"
"Taehyung."
He looked behind the couch and noticed Jin leaning against the doorframe of the kitchen. "What did I say about swearing?" Taehyung glared at him. "I'm twenty-three, Jin hyung." Seokjin held out his palm. Taehyung reached into his pocket and brought out a coin and placed it into Jin's hand.

Seokjin dropped the coin into a jar labeled Taehyung Being Taehyung and in small writing next to it said, feat. Jungkook. Seokjin only did that because Jungkook suggested the label should be Taehyung Being a Bitch, and once Jin added his name Taehyung suggested feat. Jungcock. The pair were definitely a hassle, and Jimin was there to make everything somewhat 'better'. But he kinda just added to things.

"Jimin," Taehyung called.
"When's that girl coming over?"
Jimin checked his watch. "Maybe five or so..." He announced. "Make her come in maybe five or so months, when I don't feel like shhhh...." Taehyung paused and stared at Jin. "Shidoodle nuggets." Jungkook eyed Taehyung, "Shidoodle nuggets?" Taehyung shrugged.

The doorbell rang. "Have fun," Seokjin said and left the living room.
"You meant five seconds?" Taehyung scolded. Jimin greeted the visitor with a smile. "Hey, Jisu." She waved timidly. Jimin gestured Jisu inside as she sat on the chair, previously occupied by Jimin.

"Jisu, this is Jungkook and Taehyung, Jungkook and Taehyung this is Jisu," Jimin said. Jisu asked, "You guys aren't gonna gang bang me, right?"
"I like your way of thinking, Jisu," Taehyung replied. Jimin elbowed him. "Not all guys are perverts," Jimin said. "Some are."
The group stared into each others eyes.

"I'm gonna go get some water, you guys play nice," Jimin got up and exited the living room. Now it was just Jisu, Jungkook, and Taehyung.