Optimist, Pessimist, Realist - Jimin x Taehyung x Jungkook x Reader

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Taehyung sat in misery, rolled up like sushi by his blanket, on the couch with Jimin using his body as a pillow.
"Jimin, Taehyung, Jungkook. Meet me in the kitchen," they heard Seokjin call.

"I don't want to get up," Taehyung groaned. "It'd be more efficient if one person comes to us instead of three coming to you," Jungkook said.

Seokjin stepped in front of the TV, which was currently off.
"Seokjin...I was watching that," Taehyung said.
"Taehyung, it's off."
"The TV has feelings too!"
Seokjin rolled his eyes before announcing, "Lately you haven't been getting along well."
"Seokjin, do you see this bonding?" Taehyung referred to Jimin laying his head on his side.
"Taehyung, you know you're too miserable to do anything about it, when you probably just want to push Jimin off the couch," Seokjin stated.
"Close, I want to stab him once for every second he touches me, good guess though," Taehyung said.
Jimin slowly moved to the other side of the couch.
"Yeh, you better run."

Seokjin cleared his throat.
"I think you should go on a road trip."
"Of course!"
"No."
"How will that help?"
Seokjin sighed.
"I liked Jimin's answer."

Jungkook narrowed his eyes.
"How will this help our 'friendship'?" He asked.
"Its more of a friendshit just without the friend," Taehyung said.
"So just 'shit'."
"Yes."

Seokjin face-palmed.
"See this is what I mean."

Jimin perked up. "Where to?"
"I was thinking of a camping trip in the woods for three days," Seokjin replied.

"MY PRECIOUS VIDEO GAMES!" Taehyung yelled, but the last word was more raspy than the sentence. Proving his sickness.
"Your precious health!" Jimin tried.
"What's the point of being healthy when we're all going nowhere?" Taehyung scowled.

"Taehyung, we'll hold off the trip until you get better--"
"I GUESS I'M NEVER GETTING BETTER."

"The trip's tomorrow, best pack your bags," Seokjin declared and left.

"Dammit, Taehyung..." Jungkook whispered.
Jimin then chimed,
"Come on guys, it'll be fun!"
"That's what you always say, Jimin, this is pointless," Jungkook scowled.
Seokjin walked back into the room.
"If you're really going to be miserable, I'll let you take a person of choice to accompany you," he said.
"But you all have to agree on the same person."
It was silent. Then the trio spoke all at the same time,
"Jisu."

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"I swear on this trip I'm going to kill myself," Taehyung complained, walking to the fridge with his blanket wrapped around his head and body. He literally looked like No Face, red marks under his eyes with his face pale as Yoongi's ghost.

"Then I remember Jisu is coming," he said whilst opening the fridge.
"Why don't we have chicken noodle soup, I'm freaking sick..." Taehyung practically stuck his whole body into the fridge.
"Chicken noodle soup doesn't go into a fridge, you idiot, it's in the pantry," Jungkook told him. Taehyung stuck out his lip and moved to the pantry.

Jimin walked into the kitchen.
"I packed everything," he announced.
"Advil?" Tae asked.
"Check."
"Phones?"
"Check."
"Blankets?"
"Check."
"No matter how much stuff we're going to bring it's going to be terrible."
Jungkook walked over.
"The first thing you're actually right about," he commented.
"Thanks, Jungkook."
"See, you're already bonding," Jimin smiled.
"It was sarcasm," Jungkook and Taehyung said at the same time. Taehyung's eyes widened.
"JIMIN, YOU FORGOT SOMETHING."
"What is it, Taehyung?"
"JIIISSUUU."
"There's no need to shout, Taehyung," Jungkook stated.
"Your opinion is unwanted, Jungkook," Taehyung snapped.
"Guys, we've got everything. Jisu said she was going to meet us at the camping site," Jimin said. Taehyung actually smiled. And Jungkook frowned. Jimin noticed.
"Why are you sad?"
"I don't know, I'm alright..." Jungkook replied.
"Jungkookie~"
"Shut up, Jimin!" Jungkook said aggressively. Jimin frowned.
"S-sorry...don't worry, you'll have a good time."
"That's what God told me before I was born, look where I am now," Taehyung commented.
"Religion is stupid," Jungkook said.
"You're stupid!"
"If being stupid is smarter than you, I'm in."
Taehyung scowled and stomped off to his room. Jungkook did the same, but in the opposite direction. Jimin sighed.