Optimist, Pessimist, Realist - Jimin x Taehyung x Jungkook x Reader

2

They all sat in utter silence as the atmosphere grew thicker. The trio all thought of the same thing, what to say. "Jisu, are you a doctor?" Taehyung asked. "If this is one of those cheesy pick-up lines guys use to hit on girls, I'm going to turn this place into a blood bath," She defended herself. "Well, dang..." Taehyung whispered,
"I just wanted some medicine."
"You'd go to jail for that," Jungkook argued. "Have you heard of the word 'sarcasm'?" Jisu asked.
"Of course."
"Then you need to pick up your bag of sarcasm or else I'll swing that son of a gun into your face."

Jisu's expression didn't match up to what she was saying. It was a pleasingly small smile, that looked angel soft. But her words were of the opposite of that. "This girl has one heck of a tongue," Taehyung commented with an approving smirk. Jungkook glared at Jisu with dispising eyes. "Do you always meet people with prejudice?" He asked. Jisu looked down. "I just suck at being social..."

"I feel you," Taehyung said. Jimin came back with a glass of water and sat down. "Here's a question, is your glass half empty or half full?" Jimin asked. "They are both the same thing," Jungkook issued. "Its a metaphor..." Jimin said. "Even if it isn't a metaphor it's the same thing, also it's impossible for it to be 'half empty'. Gravity exists, you know," Jungkook argued.
"I prefer coke," Taehyung joined.
"You need water to survive."
"I drink water everyday, let me have a coke for once."
"The water isn't even filled up halfway!"
"Just stop arguing!" Jisu yelled.
"Are you guys always like this?"
Everyone paused.

Jimin actually showed his feeling of guilt. Taehyung felt it, but kept it hidden. Jungkook blamed himself and the other two.

"Get your shit together." She slurred shit. "Jisu," Someone called.
She looked behind her to find Seokjin. "What up?" Jisu asked casually.
Seokjin walked over to the jar labeled Taehyung Being Taehyung Feat. Jungkook. He then wrote with a sharpie produced by Jisu.
"Pass me a quarter would you?" He asked.
"Dude, I'm twenty-one. I don't need swear jars," she protested.
"Give it to him..." Jungkook whispered.
"I don't have a quarter..." She admitted.
A cold circular object slid into her hand. "I keep them in my pocket in case..." she heard Taehyung whisper.
"Ah...sike," Jisu handed him the quarter, "Magic."

The coin hit its clones in the jar that was nearly half-full.
"You owe me," a hot breath whispered, very close.
"ToO cLoSe," Jisu jabbed behind her.
Taehyung let out a groan. "Jisu, I'm dying here."

"Hey, Jisu, maybe you should go...Taehyung doesn't feel well and it isn't really a good day to meet up..." Jimin said.

Jisu sighed. "Alright...text you later then," she waved and exited the house.

Taehyung slid over to Jimin once she was out.
"She single?"
"Yes."
"She straight?"
"Probably"
"I think I'm in love."
Jimin eyed him.
"Wait you like her too?" Jungkook asked.
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Wait, Jimin?"
"That's 75¢ for me," Seokjin said.
"Jimin, you finally swore."
"I found a reason to..." he admitted.
Seokjin then scribbled down, coproduced by Jimin. Jimin sighed and handed him a quarter to be added to the Taehyung being Taehyung feat. Jungkook produced by Jisu coproduced by Jimin jar.