Me: Okay! So I'm back, I have another question by a little birdy that has flown by my little thingy. :3
Anyways, faggots, ask me more questions!
Sasori: Oh please...don't.
Deidara: I agree with Sasori-My-Man, yeah.
Me: SASORI'S YOUR MAN! BOI I WONDER WHAT'S HAPPENING UNDERNEATH THE SHEETS~!
Sasori: ~Wacks una with a book~ We've already had to lecture you on this, you can't ship Deidara and I.
Me: YOU'RE A JERK! ~Dramatic exit XD~
~~~~~~~Re-planning script in progress~~~~
Sasori: Una refuses to get out of her room so...
Deidara: We're taking over.
Sasori: Anyways, Una slipped this paper underneath the door. It reads, "By @perfectlypinkblossom "What do you think you deisaku and sasosaku!!!!!!!"
Deidara: ....
Sasori: ....
Me: GET STRIPPING AND START F*CKING ALREADY!
D&S: F*CK YOU!
Me: Anyways, Deidara you start.
Deidara: Well I think Deisaku is stupid. I find it pointless, she even fought Sasori-My-Man! Like how smart is she?! She couldn't even beat us!
Me: Deidara, you and Sasori are both dead.
Sasori: ~Le nod~
~~~~~~~~Checking script in progress~~~~~
Deidara: Well she's strong and powerful if she could even beat Sasori, yeah! Even the whole akatsuki, especially by destroying our whole base with her bare hands!
Pain: DID YOU GUYS EVEN MEMORIZE YOUR LINES?!
Me: I did...but not Deidara...
~~~~~~~still going over the lines...~~~~~~~~
Sasori: Okay, so I'll start, since Deidara doesn't understand the question.
Me: Deidara, A stands for apple!
Deidara: I'M OLDER THAN YOU STUPID!
Sasori: I find it...weird...Like we barely even met eachother in the battle, why would you ship us? We wouldn't even have time to get to know eachother. Simple. I find it hard to believe that characters can be shipped just by even a single glance at eachother.
Me: You'd be surprised.
Deidara: My turn! Anyways...I think it's dumb. I never even got to talk to her, or stuff like that. UNA WORK ON MY LINE HERE!
Me: I was stressed out. ;-;
Deidara: Doing your 'other' things..?
Me: Ye!
Deidara: Anyways, I barely even got screentime with the pink haired girl. Of course, if she like explosions, it would be a more...Fun...experience.
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