I'm gonna use my name which is Una instead of 'me' alright? Just a heads up.
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Una: Alright, so for viewing pleasure~ let's start!
Sasori: Alright.
Una: AHEM! "I is back with more questions!!
Mira: I SHALL ASK FIRST!! Deidara, why do you use pantene? And yes. The bitch told me" OKAY HOLD THE F*CKING PHONE! ARE YOU F*CKING CALLIN ME A B*TCH?! CAUSE AT LEAST-
Deidara: *smacks Una*
Una: IMMA BEAG CHU- Alright continuing... "about you using pantene.
Me: Sasori, can Mira touch your hair? She's to embarrassed to ask you herself.
Mira: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Me: NEVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAA
Mira: Oh And Una or however you say/spell you name, can you make toast?""
Deidara: Okay... AND I DO NOT USE PANTENE!!
Una: Just imagine you do. Pssst.. he does...
Deidara: I heard that... -.-... And it's because it helps with my hair since it's so long a lucious~ better then Una's of course and Sasori. Plus it makes it shinier and easier to brush at time-
Una: BOI YOU WANNA FIGHT?!
Sasori: Hold on a sec.. *closes curtain*
~ 8 hours later ~
Sasori: No, Mira can not touch my hair, unless you want to die.
Una: Yes, I Can.. why did you ask? I'm good at cooking >:3
Deidara: Sometimes she needs to lay off the eggs for breakfast but other than tha-
Una: *smacks Deidara on the head with a frying pan*
Deidara: WHY?!
Sasori: You deserved, we should be grateful for what she cooks.
Una: Thank you~ EGGS ARE HEALTHY FOR THE SOUL! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO START F*CKING MAKING SOUP ALL DAY EVERYDAY!!
*le closes le curtain*
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