Ask Sasori & Deidara

The possibilites~

Me: Alrighty fucktards, might as well get back into incognito mode~ Sasori, if you would~

Sasori: Alright... Okay, By @Bleeding-Heart1212 she said, "Hey, guys here is a question for ya! how would you react if you had to swap art styles for a day?"

Deidara: ME-?! SWAP ART STYLES? Pfft- you can't even call it an art style. Mines true beauty, the most incredible creation of all time!

Me: All those fan fictions lied about you being hot and cool. More like sad and ugl-

Deidara: Bitch.

Sasori: What- As for me, I would NOT do that. He could not handle it, you have to be intelligent to do this.

Deidara: What did you say?

Sasori: You have to be intelligent for my art-

Deidara: WELL YOU CAN SUCK MY IMAGINARY DICK AND CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Sasori: Let's gO motherfucker-

Me: Okay- That works.

(I'm gonna try something new. I'll make this into a slight story situation. Just trying it out)

That next morning, Sasori and Deidara awoke with confidence and anger boiling in their veins. The two met in between the shared hallway between their bedrooms. "Are you ready?" Sasori confidently smirked. "Let's fucking go, BITCH!" Deidara yelled giving an intimidating T-pose. "I can't believe I'm letting Danna touch my clay..let alone look at it," Deidara muttered under his breath disappointingly. "That brat will be shocked seeing all my creations, maybe he'll be inspired to actually admit to my art being better.." Sasori as well muttered under his breath.

Sasori had traded rooms with Deidara for the day as it was faster than trading all their items; see they both had crazy huge desks where they worked on their creations, so it was faster to leave it all there, and valuables moved outside the rooms.

Sasori entered the room with a heavy sigh, a cluttered bag of clay laid on the floor, thankfully he could not ignite or activate any of it. Basic molding was in place. He sighed and began toying around with the clay, attempting to shape it into a puppet of his.

Deidara on the other hand, had a handful. Sasori's creations were more..Manmade. The stench of dry wood was a strange feeling. Deidara sat down at the desk, shocked at the fact the clutter was minimal. He began with a small block of wood, attempting to shape it with a wood cutter.

All that was heard that day were groans of frustration and cussing. Deidara, mainly cussing as he continues cutting himself with wood chippings, and being stabbed multiple times. Once he was done, string was attached and he played around; well that ended with each area in his finger turning purple from circulation being cut off with the string. A yelp came from Deidara, "HELP!"

Sasori, was having a much more easier time. There wasn't much for him to do, aside from failing to mold clay and a terrifying explosion. He decided it'd be funny to pour water over most of Deidara creations. Suddenly, a Yelp came from his room. He sighed heavily and walked over to the room. When he opened the door, it was a terrifying sight.

Imagine Deidara, but purple and in strings. Pretty sure how you all know it ended.

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The next day, once everyone had settled down. They went back to their rooms. Now you'd think they'd be happy, but it really wasn't.

Deidara walked to his room freaking out. He was back to his daily schedule, creating more clay figures. He realized his clay was dry and wasn't molding. Suddenly, a thought crossed his mind, 'Did D-Danna put..WATER.. on all m-my clay? No...He wouldn't, then I'd have to buy and replace it all.' He continued struggling hoping for the best realizing his thoughts were correct he cursed and screamed in agony throwing it all off the desk. "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? THIS COST A FORTUNE! EVEN I'M NOT THAT STUPID ENOUGH TO POUR IT ALL OVER AND LEAVE IT ALONE!"

Over the yelling, Sasori snickered realizing Deidara had found out. "At least he didn't do anything to my precious valuables." Sasori grinned in satisfaction opening a closet full of large bricks of wood. 'Kakuzu's gonna be so pissed...' Sasori thought with light chuckling and he walked off and locked the door before loud bangs erupted on his door.
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Me: SO..That was interesting.

Deidara: You guys suck...

Sasori: I enjoyed it.

Me: I hope your question was answered @Bleeding-Heart1212