Me: K fuckers, I'm back. Yeah, Wake the fuck up Deidara. Sasori wake him up... *le yawn* Wait.. wat's dis? 030
Sasori: NOTHING, JUST GET AWAY FROM THE BOTTLE.
Me: I wanna drink it :3
Sasori: YOUR TO YOUNG. Who am I kidding this is a story, just drink it to your heart contents...
Me: YEEEEEEeeeee *le slurp* WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE ALCHAOLILO?!
Sasori: What?
Me: ALCHAOLILO!!
Sasori: HOW OLD ARE YOU?!
Me: Okay! Question from google~ *le hic* Himemeie... TO DEODORANT!
Sasori: Pfft-!
Deidara: EXCUSE ME?!
Me: ha- *le hic* Deodorant is yellow!!!!! O mah giuudddd!! I feel weird.
Sasori: JUST ASK THE QUESTION.
Me: O-Okay! *le hic* FUCK. WHAT'S AN AVOCADO.
Sasori: Just... Okay Una, go to sleep.
Me: BUTTTT DAAAADDDDD *passes out*
Sasori: *closes curtain and sighs*
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Me: Okay! By DblackGG
"QUESTION- To deidei >:3
have you ever made your own hands French kiss????~
XDDDD" End. GOOGLE~SAMA WATCH THE ANIME! My head hurts... ;-;
Deidara: .... Do I have to answer?
Sasori: This question was directly sent to you. Just answer, brat.
Deidara: Well... SASORI, AND UNA! COVER YOUR EARS!
Sasori: *putting his hand on his face awkwardly*
Me: *puts hands on mouth*
Deidara: Alright! I SAID EARS!
Me: Fine... cocksucker...*puts hand on ears*
Deidara: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Me: WHAT?
Deidara: ...Okay... Well... Kinda.. To be honest when I perform my handsigns it results in using your hands... So... Yeah...
Me: HE'S BLUSHING!!
Sasori: Pfft-
Me: I hope we answered correctly, Char!
Bonus for taking long!
Deidara: Payback... *hold whip behind Una*
Me: YA'KNOW WHAT! Imma stick with... Shrimp Spampi? Ooo~ Taste good but a bit hard to make. Where would I find-
Deidara: A**HOLE! *whips Una's back*
Me: ...
Sasori: For the last time... You know what will happe-
Me: I WILL CUT OFF YOUR F*CKING FEMALE D*CK AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR F*CKING THROAT! YOU SH*TTY LITTLE B*TCH! I WILL F*CKING SLICE YOU F*CKING NECK! NEXT TIME I WILL KILL YOU!
Deidara: ;-; Send help...
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