French kiss

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Me: K fuckers, I'm back. Yeah, Wake the fuck up Deidara. Sasori wake him up... *le yawn* Wait.. wat's dis? 030

Sasori: NOTHING, JUST GET AWAY FROM THE BOTTLE.

Me: I wanna drink it :3

Sasori: YOUR TO YOUNG. Who am I kidding this is a story, just drink it to your heart contents...

Me: YEEEEEEeeeee *le slurp* WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE ALCHAOLILO?!

Sasori: What?

Me: ALCHAOLILO!!

Sasori: HOW OLD ARE YOU?!

Me: Okay! Question from google~ *le hic* Himemeie... TO DEODORANT!

Sasori: Pfft-!

Deidara: EXCUSE ME?!

Me: ha- *le hic* Deodorant is yellow!!!!! O mah giuudddd!! I feel weird.

Sasori: JUST ASK THE QUESTION.

Me: O-Okay! *le hic* FUCK. WHAT'S AN AVOCADO.

Sasori: Just... Okay Una, go to sleep.

Me: BUTTTT DAAAADDDDD *passes out*

Sasori: *closes curtain and sighs*

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Me: Okay! By DblackGG
"QUESTION- To deidei >:3
have you ever made your own hands French kiss????~
XDDDD" End. GOOGLE~SAMA WATCH THE ANIME! My head hurts... ;-;

Deidara: .... Do I have to answer?

Sasori: This question was directly sent to you. Just answer, brat.

Deidara: Well... SASORI, AND UNA! COVER YOUR EARS!

Sasori: *putting his hand on his face awkwardly*

Me: *puts hands on mouth*

Deidara: Alright! I SAID EARS!

Me: Fine... cocksucker...*puts hand on ears*

Deidara: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Me: WHAT?

Deidara: ...Okay... Well... Kinda.. To be honest when I perform my handsigns it results in using your hands... So... Yeah...

Me: HE'S BLUSHING!!

Sasori: Pfft-

Me: I hope we answered correctly, Char!

Bonus for taking long!

Deidara: Payback... *hold whip behind Una*

Me: YA'KNOW WHAT! Imma stick with... Shrimp Spampi? Ooo~ Taste good but a bit hard to make. Where would I find-

Deidara: A**HOLE! *whips Una's back*

Me: ...

Sasori: For the last time... You know what will happe-

Me: I WILL CUT OFF YOUR F*CKING FEMALE D*CK AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR F*CKING THROAT! YOU SH*TTY LITTLE B*TCH! I WILL F*CKING SLICE YOU F*CKING NECK! NEXT TIME I WILL KILL YOU!

Deidara: ;-; Send help...

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