Bob was a hobo. He had a badass shotgun and a shovel. Bob lived in Canada wid his grandma. Bob liked to shot his grandmas cats wid a shotgun. One day his grandma got sick of bob so she threw him to a random portal in her back yard. Bob teleported into goose land. Bob had a history wid goose. Da goose started ww2 and bob hated dem nazi birds. Bob shot all da goose but they got mad so they captured bob and threw him to a random island in da middle of de ocean. Da goose king wanted him dead cuz he was scared bob would brake something. So he sended an asshole ( A.K.A assassin) to kill him. Da asshole went to his random non badass truck and flew to da island and hot bob. Bob was stuck under da non badass truck and da asshole grabbed da double barreled pink shotgun and aimed at bobs armpit. Is this the end? Will bob reach his badass shotgun before da asshole shots his armpit? TO BE FUCKEN CONTINUED!!!...
