How to eat soap with out your grandma getting an orgy

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"So you mean I have to put this here?" Said Bob and put a mushroom on the floor. "No no no " said Steve " you put this red stone here and then put the rail cart and don't forget to activate the switch so the reality can access your power .." While this nerd was talking Bob picked up a fishing rod and threw the hook on the nets eye. "Ahh! I can't see" screamed the nerd. Ok now! Screamed Bob then a green creeper jumped on Steve and bit his neck. So what do you want to do until he runs out of blood? Asked Bob the green creeper. Ttssssss. Said the creeper. Yea I still don't understand you. Said Bob. After three hours of boredom and waiting for the guy to run out of blood and after many kicks in the lungs he finally died.mmmm this meat is good! Said Bob while looking at steves head which was still cooking in the fire. Michael? Where u at Michael? Bob opened a door and saw what was going on... Bob saw the creeper and felt excited. Bob went into the bed with the creeper and they <censored> <censored> < censored> <censored> meanwhile in canadia mrs. Plumber just soled her 100000 muffin! Yea no body cares about that shit. Anyway Bob felt good last night...but he abandoned the pregnant creeper. Tssss!!!said the creeper.!bob looked at Google translate and read out loud: you can't leave me! We ate mushrooms last night! You know after we eat 10 red mushrooms creepers get pregnant! Well Michael I had a dream that Martin Luther king jr. Said: I had a dream! And the dream was about peanuts so I must follow my dreams. Yea after many seconds Bob killed Michael cause he needed food for the trip and because the creeper was pregnant..it's like getting two for one price am I right? Yea this book is terrible towards babies..anyway Bob started his trip and then he...then he... Well I ran out of story I'm getting bored.. Well... Uhh .... Well part five will be about canadia..ok bye bye.

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