Ok ok so I found out that my dog found my stash and yea... He broke the 4th wall... Anyway back to Bob . Bob was kinda drugged up and now this story ended up being in a 2d style... Anyway Bob found a new sidekick! His name is Martin Luther king and he's a goat... Yea idk what's Bob on to these days but yea he's the new character. And I also need to mention that the goat is missing an eye and a leg. Anyway on the journey to pedo bear Bob and Martin luther king calmed near the river. Martin was hungry and said: baa feed me baa! Bob looked up into the sky and said: God? Not you want to be fed? Ok God here fishes take my last packet of crackers! Ok so here is the 2d part. Bob found out he could only walk left and right and it was really trippy to see himself in 3rd person ph well said Bob I need to bring this new born baby to pedo bear before she starves. "Are u ok?" Asked Bob the new born baby which apparently was inside a sack of potatoes now... Ok this story is terrible towards babies...anyway Bob took the sack and ran with his pet goat Martin which has now missing a tail and a price of flesh... Did this goat eat himself!? Wtf... Anyway Mario was just about to enter the pipe and wtf he sees a hobo carrying a sack..."I shouldn't had so many shrooms..." Thought Mario and went down the pipe which led to wonderland.. Wtf why is Mario here? Cried the kid "this book is messed up!"Bob climbed up a volcano and how did he get there so fast? He was riding his dying goat..how did he manage to live? Idk but this goat is a tough one. When Bob arrived at the top he heard a voice say: who disturbed the one and only pedo bear? Bob said: I want a space ship so I brought u a kid in a sack for u. The bear replied: Ahh nice ok throw the child into the volcano and uhh go down the volcano and you will see a spaceship. Bob threw the sack into the volcano and turned to his goat but found the goat headless and bite marks around his neck... Poor goat ate himself cos he couldn't stand being with hobo Bob... Oh well Bob went sadly into the elevator and when he arrived at the parking lot he went inside the ship and flew away. After many many years (three minutes) the space ship decided to suicide so he crash landed. Bob woke up in this weird place. Everything was blocky and and weird. Was Bob drugged again or he is just stupid? Well anyway stay tuned for the next part to find out how I'll Bob survive in minecraft! To be FRIKIN FUDGING FUCKEN CONTINUED!!!!!
