12:00 AM -Klance.

6.

December 30th

My head hurts. I had all my clothes on me still. I had the same clothes as yesterday and my body didn't hurt..

I got up and looked at my phone, it was noon already. Fuck me.

To make it better I saw a message from Lance

Lance: hey love just reminding you of our first date today 💕

That message was sent two hours ago so I didn't even remember about our date that I didn't even plan. What did I do yesterday.

"Keith are you home?" It was Allura "Yea I'm home." I got up from the couch and stumbled to the door.

Didn't I have a job? Do I even work? I mean if I did have a job I'd be fired.. wait. I work at Hunk's restaurant. Okay he'd cover for me for a while hopefully..

"Keith hello are you awake.." she said waving her hands in my face. "Sorry hi do you wanna come in?" "I'd love to keith but I have a date in a few." "ah. With who?" I said actually interested "well it's this guy who has a really good personality and he's funny, and his name is shiro."

Wait Allura and Shiro?! I felt so bad for her, I mean shiro was a great guy and all but I don't want her to know that shiro's kinda a fuck boy. Ya know cause I can't just say 'the guy your going on a date with has told me to suck his dick at least 3 times this week' so I decided to act surprised.

"Yea I'm so happy! What about you Keith are you going to see anyone?" She told me about shiro so I decided to tell her about Pidge since I don't know if shes homophobic or anything.. "so I have a friend named Pidge, well Katie but she likes being called Pidge. She's pretty smart and I'm pretty sure you'll see her around if-" and on cue Pidge starts walking down the hall. "Keith there you are!" She says. Pidge looks at Allura and Allura looks at her. "You must be Pidge right?" She said looking down at her "you bet I'm Pidge." "Well your a lucky girl to have Keith." She said.

I can already feel Pidge slapping the hurt out my head. And I'm actually terrified now since she's giving a smile. That smile that means that I'm dead. And of course I now zone out..

"Keith can I have a word." She says and pushes me inside "give me a second Allura." When she slams the door I gulp. "You told her that I'm dating you Keith? THATS SO LOW DUDE!" She sighs and opens the door again. "Sorry I think Keith owes you an apology since I'm not his girlfriend I'm just his really close friend. Trust me nothing like that would happen because.." she nudges me.

"I'm gay."

the look on her face matched Pidge's. Oh fuck me.  Pidge and her would be great friends.

A few hours later:

Lance: I'll be there in 30 minutes.

I'm panicking throwing half my closet into my living room. Allura and Pidge are helping me with my date.

"Look Keith just wear your red jacket" I didn't do laundry at all these past days "Pidge it's kinda dirty from.." "oh okay." See that was my jacket that of course had to get dirty whenever I got fucked in that bathtub. "Hmm."

Allura stepped out for a second and then she came back. She came in with a black skirt and a red jacket of her own.

"Look keith!" "I ..uh... the skirt. I'm a dude I can't wear skir-" "OH MY GOD YES!" Pidge said jumping up in down. "I also found this jacket." She showed me the jacket it was a red adidas Jacket. I liked the jacket but the skirt wasn't up my lane.

I tried it on and it fit me almost perfectly. Man I did have kind of a feminine body. I could fit in Allura's Jacket.

"PLEASE KEITH!!!" Pidge pleaded "please try the skirt on!" She then whispered "I know you want to." I flush red "n-no. I won't try it on!" Pidge gave me a pout. "You have 15 minutes left you might wanna think again." She said smugly. I groan and I grab the skirt. She squeals and then a few seconds later Allura follows.

fuck me. Fuck my life. Oh my god this is embarrassing I'm gay not a cross dresser. I end up opening the bathroom door and Pidge and Allura squeal louder "YOU LOOK SO PRETTY OH MY GOD!!!" sigh.

They then take out a bag, and they tell me to sit on the couch.

what's all this stuff on my face? Ouch my eye. I didn't wanna open my eyes but I mean they told me to open them.

"LOOK KEITH!" They did my makeup. "wow.." "you look pretty go steal your man." Allura and Pidge sat on my couch and they waved. I walked out my door and then my phone vibrated.

Lance: hey I'm outside.

[3/27/18]

[oof ]