England: *starts cooking* *stove catches on fire* *starts panicking*
2p Me: Shit England what did you do!
Me: *puts out fire* *sees burned food* *Sighs* You tried cooking again didn't you?
England: *Sighs* Yes
Me: *Tries burned food* *starts choking* *passes out*
2p Me: *Groans in anger* Great now I gotta call 911! *Grabs cellphone and calls 911*
911: 911 what's your emergency?
2p Me: My sister passed out because she ate very badly cooked food
911: *Sighs* Let me guess. Britain tried making food but failed. she tried it and passed out?
2p Me: Yup
911: An ambulance will be there in a few minutes ma'am *hangs up*
2p Me: England Don't cook. Ever Again. *Walks away while the paramedics take Cindy to the hospital*
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