Random "Things"

Song 4

Fem!England & Fem!Russia & Fem!China & Fem!France:

If you've ever wondered why

Disney tails all end in lies

here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Fem!China:

*shows the sign that says MULAN*

after saving china

i went home alone

i was feeling conflicts

in my lower zone

i've been dressing like a guy for months

now i'm loosing all control

i think i am a guy

in my soul

i wana be a man

(I've never seen a guy so hot)

I'll have to re-invent the new me

(everytime he speaks makes me want to sing)

(im so confused)

(be quiet, or we'll get caught)

(maybe one day, he'll screw me)

now i really get why my nick name was ping

Ive got the brains and bite of female

plus the brute and brawn of dudes

I know i'm ready for transformation

its time to replace all these useless tubes

(good for you)

Fem!France:

*shows the sign that says CINDERELLA*

the prince was absolutley the only single wish my heart made

guess my wish came true

but we never really talked much

before he discovered my shoe

that night after we got married

I re-counted all of my plights

of how I fit inside a pumpkin

my canines turned to coachmen

prince threw me in bedlum that night

the white jackets say im nutty

as my cloathes are sown by rats

the pills turned my brain to putty

now lucifers not just my cat

(i am satan)

their insulin puts me under

shock therapy's makes me insane

and after years of steady frying

the docters gave up trying

they stuck two steel rods in my brain

Fem!England:

*shows the sign that says TIANA*

ive spent about a life time

to open my cafe

then i took a dive in 2005

and i was washed away

(i was washed away)

i was picked up by a chopper

after four nights on my roof

now my new homie is the astrodome

cus new orleans aint' katrina proof

you better carry around a shotgun

or ludos takes your kids

you better pee inside of jam jars

be sure to keep those lids

we needed a noah but we got bush

0ur savior flew away and hid now

rough seas and levis x3

i'm dead

Fem!Russia:

*shows the sign that says ELSA*

there is no snow on the mountain tonight

just sulfer in the air

a kingdom of green house gasses

only bill nye seems to care

my town is melting, breaking off into the sea

it's time I show the strength of an evil queen

with Germany and Putin too

I'll free the penguins and

throw you in a zoo.

we're going green by spilling red

and if you're not dead...

I built a horde of evil snowmen

they're gonna take over the world

let it snow, let it snow

now fox news will need heat lamps

let it snow, let it snow

i hope you concentrate in camp

(heil Elsa!)

we don't care, who we have to slay

let my troops march on

the cold's comming back and it's here to stay.

Fem!England:

*shows the sign that says TIANA*

i sunk like a break

Fem!France:

*shows the sign that says CINDERELLA*

prince thinks i'm sick

Fem!Russia:

*shows the sign that says ELSA*

ice is melting quick

Fem!China:

*shows the sign that says MULAN*

now i have a lot of self esteem (She means dick. Lol jk)

I'm love dis song!!!!!!!!!!