2p Me: I'm so borrrrrred!!!!!!!!!
America: I can entertain you
2p Me: *rises eyebrow* How?
America: You, Me, & a huge bed
2p Me: *Smirks* that's not boring
America: *picks me up Bridal Style* Oh I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't walk for a month.
2p Me: Can you fuck me so hard I won't walk for 3 months?
America: Your wish is my command *Carries 2p Me to his room and they have sex*
I'm very bored. I am writing random things. like this story says, Random. The title is even Random 'Things'. So yeah. I love you all! Please Vote, Comment, and Follow!
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Random "Things"
RandomRMe(Admin): Wazz up my- Prussia: I AM AWEZOME!!! 2pMe(Ray): Shut the hell up! *smacks Prussia behind the head* RMe: Thank you Rachael 2pMe: It's Ray! RMe: Yeah whatever go make out with Romano or something! As I was saying- America: The Hero is here...
