Slap Feast!

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RMe: *slaps France, Spain, Prussia, Cuba, And Mexico*

All: Ow! What was that for!

RMe: Das for helping America win the Revolutionary War!!!

France: Mon Ami calm down! We were just trying to be nice!

RMe: *hits France in the back of the head*

Prussia: Wait! Why didn't you hit Poland! He helped too!

RMe: *smiles evilly* Oh I did something much worse~

Poland: *comes out of nowhere crying* My house is painted blue and I can't wash it off!!!

RMe: *laughs evilly*  See ya! *disappears* *whispers: There's more harm coming your way~*

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