One Fall New World [this book is dead]

Chp 4- Flirt flirt flirt flirt

     My footprints were deep in the snow. There was so much more snow than yesterday. As his figure became more visible I stopped and Papyrus began to speak. I never really listened to Papyrus which I know wasn't the nicest thing to do but he talked way too much. I just listened to the words he put emphasize. Unfortunately, there was a lot.

     Soon the atmosphere got darker, just like Flowey. But same with all the other monsters I met. My soul appeared and I was ready. All I had was my bag but I was going home. I didn't meet anyone I would really miss down here but leaving would still hurt. Maybe I could save the monsters. No that was impossible. And I knew it. If it as then... My thoughts trailed off when I realized I was not the first human to fall.

     "HUMAN!" Papyrus started "I HAVE TO CAPTURE YOU FOR I FAILED WITH THE TOUGHER HUMANS THAT HAVE FALLEN! SO PLEASE DO NOT MAKE THIS HARD." He pleaded.

     He gave me the first turn. "I wonder," I thought, "if I hurt a monster what happens?" I've always been the wondering type, even if it meant pain. "no, I won't do that. He has a brother and I'm sure he wouldn't like that," I concluded with myself. I thought of something to do. "how about ruin his innocents with pick up lines!"

"Hey Papy, wanna hear my favorite letters?"

"WHY YES HUMAN! THEN I WOULD GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER!" He squealed happily.

"alright:

U. R. A. Q. T. E." I boasted. Don't know why just did.

"THAT IS VERY INTERESTING... WAIT! ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME???!!" he found out my secret, darn it.

     Then his attack comes. They go right past me. That was the next twenty minutes. Watching bones go by me and telling pick up lines. Until it was useless. I decided I wanted to go talk to G. From what I know he's laid back. So I guess why not. Or explore the town. That sounds fun. So I spare him. But something different happens. He says something besides 'date later'. Then his attack was different just a bunch of blue bones. Wat da fuck. Alright. I tried dogging them having no idea what these bones are. When I get hit they hurt. I just kept getting hit. So I ended up standing still knowing there's no point. So the bones go by. they touch me and I don't get hurt. 'Okay so don't move' i reviewed. I didn't move and sure enough, I came out of the attack alive. Score.

     The fight gets harder as more bones shoot. I see what G means now. He is hurting me. But he's not looking like he's going to kill me. I met the ground after a high jump over the tallest bone I've ever seen. As I hit the ground I realize that I'm hurting quite a bit. I spared him for the final time cuz If this monster interaction wasn't over after this I was walking away. And because God loves me, the fight was over. He said he was going to take me on a date and some more stuff about how he failed so greatly. So being me, I asked if we could be friends. Yes, I friends zoned someone I'm taking on a date. But it appears he beat me to it.

     "WOWIE! WE HAVENT EVEN HAD OUR FIRST DATE AND IVE ALREADY HIT THE FRIEND ZONE!" He exclaimed to happily. Innocent cinnamon roll I swear. Then he left... In a weird way and left me to be.

     "ALRIGHT! I'm going into town to find a shirt that is not tank top!" I started walking into the direction of town. I walked past the brother's house and waved to Papyrus outside and he seemed to be checking his empty mailbox. I kept walking I found myself outside of Grilbbys. I peeked through the window to see G talking to the bartender inside. I smiled and waved and Grilbby waved back, G didn't seem to notice. I kept walking and pasted a Christmas tree, (in may) and then found myself at a nice little shop. It was next to a hotel so that would be a nice place to stay. I push the door to the store open. When I step inside I realize it's like a bakery and supplies shop all in one. I look around and find cinnamon rolls, what looks like a few bikes and a small selection of clothing. My eyes made their way to a desk with a bunny like monster standing behind it. She was a pretty shade of purple and had a cute hat on her head.