I don't know if you know this but I'm the pick up line Queen!
If your some how an innocent cinnamon roll then don't continue please!
*THESE DO NOT GUARANTEE SUCCESS WITH CRUSHES*
*THESE WILL PROBABLY HELP YOU GET HIT OR A BROKEN HEART *
1. Is your dad a baker cause you have some sweet buns
2.are you a fart cause you blew me away
3. You look great and all, But do you know what looks good on you? Me
4.whats your favorite silverware?
Because I like to spoon
5.Hey I'm looking for treasure!
Can I look at your chest?
6. Hey baby, you wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
7. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
8. I'm no weather man, But you can expect a few inches tonight!
9. I'll treat you like I treat my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long
10.The word of the day is legs, Let's go home together and spread it to the world
11. Do you smoke weed cause your dope
12. They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation
13. Are you a pirate? Cause I've got a lot of semen waiting for you!
*MIGHT GET YOU A DATE*
1. Call me shrek because i'm head ogre heels for you
2. Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you ( did I spell charzard right?)
3. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me
4. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
5. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
6. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe!
7. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile
8. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other
9. Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I'm around you, all I do is blush
10. I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart
11. Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
12. You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection
13.* give person bouquet of rose and put in a fake* I'll love you till the last rose dies!
14. HELP! I've fallen for you and can't get up!!!
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Tell me if these work, please I'm a for ever alone smol potato that likes to see people be happy!
