Ok so I have confirmed I will be disowned... maybe kicked out
STORY TIME!!!! Ok so I like pick up lines... yeah and so we were in the car and my phone was dead had nothing to do so I was telling her some pick up lines cause why not and I said " mom do you know what my shirt is made of?" "She said I don't know Cotten?" " I said No Girlfriend material" She looked me dead in they eye and said "No boyfriend material" then I said "No Girlfriend material" at this moment I regretted all of my choices and she stayed quiet for a while and she started saying some shit about that being extremely inappropriate because being "Gay is Wrong" and then said all the shit she would do if I was Gay (I'm pan)there was a lot of offensive and sexist things said and then she went back to driving and 10ish minutes later she acted like nothing happened! (We were driving home from Home Depot, I bought a cactus) I felt like throwing my cactus at her I didn't it would hurt his feelings.
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I named him Jerry. (The kicking out has not been confirmed but the disowning has)
