Bughead♡OneShots

Say Amen

<based on the song, 'Say Amen' from Panic! At the discos new album.>
 
"Breaking News: Ancient Artifact known as The Devils Key, stolen from museum,"

Jughead continued buttoning his shirt as he walked out of his walk in closet, only to see three bruglers in his room, most likely there for the Devils Key that was wrapped around his neck on a
necklace.
 
He shared a short smile with the three masked figures, them reminding him of his times in Riverdale, when him and his old friends were facing the black hood. The only person he still talks to from Riverdale is Miss Betty Cooper herself. Speaking of, he had a date with her tonight.
 
He picks up his phone and reads his new message from Betty reading:

Baby= Betty,, J= Jughead

Baby💖💕: See ya in 10 xoxo

J❤- Make it 30 xo

Jughead puts his phone back unto the shelf and grabs two ties and ties them together elegantly. He turns back around and there are 6 burglars in the room.

  Eh. No biggie, Jughead thinks.

  He starts spinning the extra long tie in the air and throws it to where it wraps around the man who's
closest to me's neck.

Jugheads POV

I yank the rope up, and it ties around the ceiling fan, hanging the man violently. I smile to myself.

I look at the shock on the other mens faces and I start to murder them all in a extremely brutal manner. A hammer goes into one's head, a butcher knife into the others. I continue until the one's from this room are all dead. I know there is more. Everyone wants to get their hands on this key.

I walk into my bathroom and grab a comb off the counter, and swiftly comb out my raven hair. I bless my chest for those who have just died and a man comes charging at me.

I wrap my hands around his neck and throw him out the window. Another guy comes out of nowhere and I slam him into the door a couple of times, causing him to go straight through it.

Damn. People really need to stop underestimating me.

I walk through the broken door and into the living room, putting on a pair of sunglasses whilst doing so. I pull a lever to a giantnormous speaker I got installed a while ago and grab my electric guitar. I play a rough not on it, which blasts them away quicker than I can snap my fingers.

I walk to the kitchen and toss a man into the bar, I take a sharp knife and stab it into his neck. After I take care of him, I get a butcher knife, place it upright, and slam some guys head into it.

I grab a baked potato out of the oven with a rag, to use for some kind of torture, but a man tries to stab me, stabbing the potato instead, so I grab his hand, turn it around, and stab him with his own method.

I grab 8 forks and put them in the microwave pressing start as two guys walk into the kitchen, and I walk out. I hear an explosion and a few screams, and I smile.

I walk back into my living room and grab a dynamite stick out of my dresser drawer, and I light it. I throw it into the kitchen and the whole room explodes, tossing a few guys onto my coffee table.

Suddenly I hear the doorbell ring, and I grin wide. I go to the door and opening it, revealing Betty Cooper herself, dressed in a black crop top, black skinny jeans, and my old serphants jacket to top it all off.

I smile wide and she, pushes me into the kitchen, ignoring all the shards of glass, broken everything, and dead bodies, and starts to take off my clothes. She kisses me, until all thats left on is my shirt and pants. I was wearing a lot of layers. I return the favor, and lead her into the living room pushing her onto the couch. She eyes the key around my neck, I smile, thinking she's proud. That is until she kicks me where the sun does not shine. I fall to the ground groaning in pain as she gets up and walks behind me. She pushes me down onto my back, and starts to punch me. Son of a bitch I forgot how strong she was. She punches me a good 8 times, I almost black out. She grabs a baseball bat from my shelf and slams me with it. The world goes dark.

Betty's POV

"Not this time Juggy," I smirk at the unconscious body, and yank the Devils Key off of his neck.