Garfield is laying on the table, his stomach swelled to a large, abnormal size. Garfield felt so full, but he needed to S H I T
Garfield suddenly feels the urge to evacuate his fat ass bowels. He jumps off the table, breaking his legs on impact of the ground but nothing can stop the GARFIELD. Garfield waddles his jiggly fat fatty fat fat fat cat ass to his litter box.
B U T SU D D E N L Y Garfield is shitting uncontrollably. He needs to get close to his litter box before he SHITS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR
Garfield is running now, as he makes it to his litter box, W H E N S U D D E N L Y
John emerges from Garfield's magnificent asshole covered in a thick coat of S H I T. Ripping and tearing it, BUT NOTHING CAN STOP GARFLEF.
John speaks angerly
"GARFLEFI!! WHY DID YUO MAKE ME COVERERED IN SHIT?"
Garfield speaks up:
"John you fat peice if shit with your unemployed ass sitting here and all you do is complain and shit shut the fuck up and also I WAS HUNGERY YOU FUCKINNG COCK GOBLIN"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
(To be continued)
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GARFIELD ADVENTURES WTH JOHN AND SEX
RandomThe adventures of Garfield and John. They have a lot of adventures. Yup. This is what I waste my time on.