John lays there. Hole in head with his lifeless body. His souls ascending to heaven. BUT SUDDENLY
Garfolic waltz into the bathroom
"O H NO JHON. YOUR NOT GETTI NG AWAY"
Garflefli imediatly uses his cat legs and pounces onto jhon. And whips out his furry cat cock. GARFLOLIAC sticks his cat M E M B E R into Johns hole in his head. Garfieldo repeatedly. After many strokes garfolid relases his S T I C K Y N U T J U I C E in johns head. John coughs awake:
"ECH, AGH, GARFLOLI WHAT THE FOCK YOU CAT BASTARD"
Garneli speaks,
"bUt john! I saved you!"
John touched his forehead. The hole in his head is entirely healed. Except for the S T I C K Y N U T J U I C E. John quickly jumps to the mirror. He sees the nut juice.
John imediatly licks it all off.
"Tastes pretty good garfoliac"
Garfield looks at John;
"Imma sauce your meatballs."
GARFIELD IMMEDIATELY USES HIS FATTY CAT CLAWS TO RIP JOHN BALLSACK, And then Garfield SHITS IN JOHNS MOUTH
John is so tired with Garfield's shit, he just eats it.
John also just place a bandaid on his broken ass ball sack.
"All better!" John says.
Garfield looks at john
"I need to shit".
Garfield shits on the floor
(To be continued)
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GARFIELD ADVENTURES WTH JOHN AND SEX
DiversosThe adventures of Garfield and John. They have a lot of adventures. Yup. This is what I waste my time on.