John is simply watching garfleh shit in the floor. Piles and piles of shit flow out of Garfield's lustrous and magnificent asshole, creating a shit mountain. The shit mountain is about half the size of john.
John is petrified.
"I'm goNNa gO, BYE!!"
Garfuck quickly rushes his totally-fuckable cat body out of the bathroom. While he is rushing out, he is eating the shit that has dried up.
"cRuNcHy" garfuckwad says.
John is inspecting the house to see the damage. Fortunately garfrick has eaten all of his shit. Now John just needs to clean up the MOUNTAIN OF SHIT THAT IS IN THE BATHROOM.
John is considereeing suidice But he knows garfock can just jizz in his head and bring him back to life, no use in it.
John grand numoerous cleaning supplies and prepared for the mountain of shit he will be cleaning up.
John walks into the bathroom
WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGH John rips off his 20$ Walmart jeans, revealing his diamond hard M E M B E R and begins to fuck the fuck out of the shit pile.
"It's not like anyone is watching" John says aloud.
S U D D E N L Y
Garforeskin emerged from the avalchance of shit.
"JOHN, what are you doing!!!1!!!!1!'"
Garfolicle lets put a mighty Ree
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" garfuck says
"GARFOURTWENTY!! I WAS JUST CLENING IT UP!!"
Fargeild looks at john surprised.
"bUt jhON, i cAn C L E A N"
Within the blink of a eye, feildgarf eats all the shit in the shit pile, as well as jerking John off and allowing him to NUT all over the bathroom.
"tHANK gArFLEF, Now I don't need to paint the bathroom!"
Garfield stares at john.
He stares
And stares.
"John, this is my payment."
Without warning, GARFIEILDO EATS HALF OF JOHNS GLISTENING, SHIR COVERED PUBIC HAIRS.
John speaks up.
"Oh yeah Garfield. This is why I adopted you".
To be continued in the next chapter.
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GARFIELD ADVENTURES WTH JOHN AND SEX
RandomThe adventures of Garfield and John. They have a lot of adventures. Yup. This is what I waste my time on.
