Nico Nico

Straight Faced Science Girl

Straight Faced Science Girl
by Rin and Len Kagamine

--
You're a straight-faced, straight-laced
science girl,
Always experimenting with everything in
the world,
You're a girl who looks amazing in lab
coats,
Always peering through the lens of a
microscope.
You're a girl whose intellect
is hard to beat,
Always running circles 'round the ones
who teach,
You're a girl who prefers being left
alone,
Always watching all the clouds drift
past the window.
I may have failed the last mock test,
But even I would know,
Behind that blank expression,
Polarized,
Intensified,
Feelings lie!
My alcohol lamp is burning up,
Being seperated out by a micropipette,
My evaporator is flying high,
Being caught in the grasp of
your Faraday cup!
Your gas detector is getting wet,
Being refracted through a glass cuvette,
Your mortar's spinning out of control,
Being dissolved in the heat of the
mantle below!
But even so you still act so cold
towards me...
--
"You're my one true love,
don't you know?"
Of course I can't say something that
cliché!
If I tried to confess with
chemical symbols,
Everyone would laugh at my pathetic
display!
"Won't you please exchange numbers with
me?"
But those words are some that I'm too
scared to say!
"Won't you please experiment on me
then?"
In that case, take it all off right now,
Okay?
What's with that appalled look on your
face?
Didn't you want to do this?
If you're gonna give up now, then,
Go jump off,
Toujinbou cliff!
Immediately!
Idiots don't catch colds, they say,
What kind of idiot came up with that?
Feeling the fall wind blow against my
bare skin,
I'm gonna catch a cold in no time flat!
Even if you see me as your guinea pig,
I'll still stick by you to the very end!
Even if a typhoon came sweeping our way,
I'll still come to meet you with an
umbrella in hand.
But even so you still won't look back
at me...
--
The only flower in the world,
Lives alone,
Lives alone,
Away from the crowd.
I'd be surprised if it ever
manages to bloom,
Even so,
Even so,
It stands tall and proud.
Please don't ever say it
like that to me,
After all,
After all,
I'd sow seeds for you!
If only one day
that flower would bloom,
You're not alone,
You're not alone,
We'll make it come true!
Locking you in chains to my side,
If I were to loosen that rope,
You'd run away from me,
So turn around thrice
and bark like a dog!
--
My alcohol lamp is burning up,
Being seperated out by a micropipette,
My evaporator is flying high,
I've been caught in the grasp of
your Faraday cup!
I keep suffering from these
feelings of mine,
I've been in love with you for
such a long time,
It's not really something I can
put into words,
I wish I knew the lyrics to
say it in verse!
Well then!
Words are often
misconstrued,
So solve that emotion for me,
won't you?
I'll never understand something
that can't be observed,
Won't you tell me your procedure so
that I can confirm?
If your gas detector is getting wet,
If you've been refracted through a glass
cuvette,
If your mortar's spinning out of
control,
If you've been dissolved in the heat of
the mantle below,
Only then do you turn to me and
smile...