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9

MAkki:
I cannot believe it

Such a tragedy

I'm crying

MAtt_sun:
What are you talking about

MAkki:
It's hard to put it into words

My heart aches everytime I think about it

MAtt_sun:
Take deep breathes and tell me my sweet prince

MAkki:
Okay okay

So basically

I was walking to class and there was this couple in front of me

MAtt_sun:
Okayyyy....

MAkki:
And the girl had a donut in her hand

MAtt_sun:

MAkki:
The guy pushed her playfully and..

THE DONUT FUCKING FELL

MAtt_sun:
OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS NEEDS A WHOE FUVKING FUNERAL

MAkki:
THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART BITCH

MAtt_sun:
Don't fucking tell me it fell in some trash

MAkki:
No..

It was the cherry glazed donut from the bakery nearby...

MAtt_sun:

BITCH YOU BETTER BE LYING

THAT TASTY SHIT COST HELLA YEN

THEY MAKE FIVE OF THEM DURING THE DAY BITCH EHAT THEBFUCK IM SO FUCKING MAD

MAkki:
EXACTLY BITCH I WAS CRYING

I WAS SITTING THERE LIKE

AND THE BITCH DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT SHE JUST LEFT IT

I WAS ABOUT TO START SWINGING

but apart from that, how's school for you?

MAtt_sun:
DOES SHE WANNA DIE

Oh I met Mr. Universe for the first time

Dude

He's so nice and so handsome andni literslly dtaraged frolubg

MAkki:
What the fuck

MAtt_sun:
Sorry my cat jumped on me and I couldn't see what I was writing

MAkki:
Bitch you have a cat?

MAtt_sun:
My sweet round boy Yacchan

He's so cute

I love him so much

MAkki:
Awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't have pets because I'm allergic to both cats and dogs

Which sucks

Cuz they are them good boys

ToT

MAtt_sun:
You poor soul

That's almost as tragic as when Kags found out he was lactose intolerant

MAkki:
Never forget

He broke a window

It was wild

MAtt_sun:
You know what else is wild?

MAkki:
Your dick?

MAtt_sun:
No the wind what the fuck

MAkki:
:((((

MAtt_sun:
Welp, gotta go now

My moms calling she made food

MAkki:
Awh bummer

Hope thr food is tasty

MAtt_sun:
Nothing will be tastier than the pic you sent yesterday

Now we're even ;))))

MAkki:
;))) no homo

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YARICHIN BITCH CLUB AND TEN COUNT ARE GETTING ANIME SERIES???? A BITCH IS HAPPY AND THAT BITCH IS ME

anyway how are you guys?

Easter is tomorrow so I hope you're all eggcited ;)

-hatari