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MAkki:
So shoooooow meeee

I'll show youuuuu

So show meee

MAtt_sun:
What chu want some dick?

MAkki:
I was quoting an innocent song and you gotta do me dirty like that

I'm a child of God

MAtt_sun:
"Child of God"

Child of Eros?

Cuz you're horny af my g

MAkki:
:(( have more faith in me honey

I'm innocent

MAtt_sun:
Whatever you say baby

So

Shouldn't you be at school?

MAkki:
Seniors have a day off ,why can't I?

Jk I'm at school

I have a free lesson so I'm chilling in the cafeteria with my bros

MAtt_sun:
Oooh spicy

Oh btw didn't you say "I'll be hunting tomorrow" when we talked yesterday?

MAkki:
THANKS FOR REMINDING

I ALMOST CAUGHT HIM

MAtt_sun:
Who?

MAkki:
The middle stall masturbator

I saw the red converse but Mr. NJ stopped me and I couldn't catch him.

BtW MR. NJ HAS THE DEEPEST DIMPLES IN THE UNIVERSE

MAtt_sun:
I KNOW RIGHT

Ok anyway, wanna hear a funny story?

MAkki:
Sure what's up

MAtt_sun:
I was with my mom at the hospital today, since she's travelling a lot she had to get a mandatory vaccine for some disease

and this lady approached her

And she said "You're putting chemicals in your body! Vaccines cause autism! Never get vaccines or vaccinate your kids!"

And I'm laughing cuz wtf

MAkki:
Lmaoooo the anti-vaxxer, they're a rarity in Japan

MAtt_sun:
Wait wait

She said "my baby is already 6 months old and he only now got ill" and then she said some disease

So my mom was like "my kid never got ill with that deadly for babies disease because I vaccinated him"

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

MAkki:
Fucking murked

She got owned

I wish her baby the best of luck

MAtt_sun:
Ahh it was fun

I love you by the way

Haven't said that today

MAkki:
AwhhhHHhHHhHH

I'm drooling thanks

MAtt_sun:
As I said

Not innocent at all

MAkki:
Shut your little whore mouth

MAtt_sun:
Oh wow you think that's an insult?

We all know I suck dick

MAkki:
;))))))))))))

MAtt_sun:
;)))))

MAkki:
What is this conversation

MAtt_sun:
How am I supposed to know

MAkki:
Oh we should set the time soon, for meeting up

Graduation is like in a week uwu

MAtt_sun:
Yeah, I can't wait to meet you ToT

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CAN YOU BELIEVE I UPDATED ALL MY FICS IN TWO DAYS

THIS IS LEGENDARY

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

I've been obsessed with Magic Shop lately ughhhhh

-hatari