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10

MAtt_sun:
Hey u there?

MAkki:
Was watching hentai, but I'm here

Wassup

MAtt_sun:
I just wanted to talk about something more personal

Since Oikawa is an idiot who doesn't understand what it's like to talk about serioys issues

MAkki:
Sure! I'm all ears

Unless it's about herpes

Then I don't wanna hear about it

MAtt_sun:
No it's a question from one gay man to another

How did you know you were gay for sure and not just exploring

MAkki:
Hmm... good question

I guess I was exploring at first

And I had a boyfriend I told you about

After we broke up I tried dating a girl but

No feelings, no attraction, no nothing

And I realized that I am in fact gay

MAtt_sun:
Oh I see, never knew you had a gf even for a short while

MAkki:
Look, if you're still confused then try dating both a girl and a boy

See which one you're attracted to, if both congrats you're bi

MAtt_sun:
Thanks 😂

Wow you actually have a mature side

How surprising

MAkki:
ExCusE Me??????

I'm the most mature man on earth

The alpha male

But I'm willing to sub for you daddy ;))))

MAtt_sun:
Aaaand we're back

Wanna sext?

MAkki:
You moved on so quickly im having a stroke

But yeah sure. Role play?

MAtt_sun:
Oh who do you u wanna be?

MAkki:
I'll be your assistant and you be my boss

;))) #domMattsun

MAtt_sun:
I hope Jesus forgives me for this

Makki, you're late to work again *I fold my arms in front of my chest*

MAkki:
I-I'm sorry, sir. There was t-traffic *I fidget my fingers, blushing*

MAtt_sun:
Traffic at 4 AM?! Tell me the truth, Makki *I raise my voice as I step closer to you*

(Wow why am I aggressive)

MAkki:
*I fall down* lemme succ

MAtt_sun:
For fucks sake

Makki can you just

Nvm

I'm gonna shower

MAkki:
No come back

I didn't mean to

I'm just so sexually frustrated these days that I don't know what to do

Hentai isn't helping anymore

MAtt_sun:
How many times did you beat your meat in this past week

MAkki:
9

MAtt_sun:
That's a lot considering it's Tuesday

MAkki:
Can't help it

I'm gonna die like that

So just come over

And lemme

S

U

C

MAtt_sun:
I'm gonna stop you right there

Take a cold and shower and go to sleep

MAkki:
Fine :(

MAtt_sun:
❤

MAkki:
:)

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I know I haven't been updating that much, but it's because I have exams every two weeks

I'm dying my hair tomorrow????? In three colors again it's a shame I can't show you bc of security reasons

Anyway how are y'all? Is "y'all" a weird thing to say???? I always see people commenting on it when I use it? I'm not American and it's apparently an American thing??? Can s o meone shed some light on this problem

I'm drunk

Also I'm Makki

-hatari