I opened my eyes, vision blury, blinking to regain focus. About 10 seconds later, I saw a ceiling drawn with beautiful paintings, resembling a Michaelangelo masterpiece.
Axia:"Oh, you're finally awake. You are just so much trouble! Did you know I had to carry you whilst flying all the way back here! Plus you were very heavy!"
Me:"Huh? Axia! Wait, wasn't i stabbed? Shouldn't i be dead? Wtf is going on here?"
Axia:" Oh shut up you idiot, i wouldn't have been able kill you because you're immortal. See, you were summoned here just so you can be reincarnated as a god. You became like tha-
Me:"NANI!!!!(what)ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IM A FKG GOD THAT CAN'T DIE!!!
Axia:"Shut up will you, i don't have the patience to deal with you, so if you say one more word i WILL stab you again."
Me:"Ye-es maam"
Axia:"Do you know why you were summoned here?"
Me:"No i don't, i've actually been wanting to ask you."
Axia:"You see, back when you were on earth, you were the worst Shut in possibly imagined. Addicted to games, perverted, NEET, otaku, socially awkward, honestly, i can keep going on and on. I mean, when you first met me, you sent me all the most peverted and awkward messages nobody could've ever imagine. So all the gods decided to let you be one of us as so you can turn over a new leaf, but there are rules here you must follow or you will suffer the consequence of being punished."
Me:"Well that seems harsh, you're tongue and the rules."
Axia:"Rule number 1: you cannot in anyway harm mortals.
Me:"Even the bad guys?"
Axia:"Yes that's right. I mean that if we'd kill all of them, this world would be boring now wouldn't it?"
Me:"I guess that makes sense."
Axia:"Rule number 2, you cannot in anyway help a mortal. This includes not being able to use magic too"
Me:"Wait, I CAN USE MAGIC TOO?!!"
Axia:"Of course, you're a god after all.
Also, all gods have special powers of their own, and whilst all of them have flaws...... I hate to tell you this but, you are a god with NO FLAWS."
Me:"Wait, so does this mean i can do literally anything?!!"
Axia:"(sigh) Yes."
Me:"Hehehehe, what should i do next, should i g......."
Axia:"Well, he's back to his perverted dreams again. Time to wake him up.
......
Me:"FK, WHY'D YOU STAB ME IN THE LEG WITH A DAGGER!!"
Axia:"Hey, you still need to know the last rule......"
Me:"What is it then?
Axia:"Rule number 3, you need to make a Familia......"
Me:"...... ...... ......
HOW CAN A SHUT IN LIKE ME FORM A GROUP AND BE THEIR LEADER?!!! YOU KNOW I'M SOCIALLY AWKWARD RIGHT?!! HEY YOU GOTTA HELP ME ON THIS ON-"
Axia:"You have 10 days to complete this or you will receive punishment.
Me:" The punishment can't be that bad right?"
Axia:"If 100 0000 lightning bolt strikes doesn't seem bad then suit yourself."
Me:"Ok, ok, ok. First things first......
HOW DO I START A FAMILIA??
Axia:"Fine, i'll teach you the basics since you've never done it before. But after this you're just gonna need to figure out the rest for yourself. Sound good?
Me:"Thank you thank you thank you so so very much."
Axia:" A flawless god thanking me to teach him how to start a Familia, i feel flattered right now......"
Me:"Cmon now just get to the point! Didn't you say you have work to do after this?
Axia:"Ok, so when you find someone that wants to join your Familia, just give them a blessing. It goes like this for you" I, the great god Sharhan, bless you with power to slay beasts and fight with courage to protect me and become a strong warrior that will be known for delicacies. You are now my child and you will serve me till the end of your time."
Me:"Well, isn't that fancy?"
Axia:"Well we only say that because we want humans to think that gods are noble, powerfull and not to be messed around with. Also it's partially because we're bored out of our minds and decided to play with them"
Me:"Well this just sounds like a GM with abusive power. But wait, how did i black out when you stabbed me?"
Axia:"I'm not sure either, maybe it was from the shock? I mean you might feel pain but probably not black out."
Me:"I guess so,(realises that he probably would've blacked out from the pain) but i remember you saying to keep my wings before you stabbed me. What was that about?
Axia:"Well, we wouldn't want to show of our wings to mortals if not they'd think bad about us or get jealous."
Me:"AND THAT'S THE TROUBLE I COULD'VE CAUSE!!
Axia:"Yes."
Me:"This is sad. We're playing mind games with humans."
Axia:"Well, i have stuff to do now so, it's time for you to go......"
Me:"Go whe-" AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! DID SHE JUST TELEPORT ME AND MAKE ME SKYDIVE 30 000 METRES OFF THE GROUND!!!!Ok, i musn't forget that i have wings so now i just have to use them...... HOW DO I USE THEM!! WHY DIDN'T I ASK AXIA ABOUT THEM!! IM DOOOO-"
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Kamisama!
FantasyI know descriptions are about writing what you have in the story but i'd like to keep it a secret. So just read on and i think you might find it interesting. ; )
