Kamisama!

Wha-

       Here i am, standing outside a giant mansion, on soil soft as a pillow, surrounded by 30 people on both my sides, lined up on a straight line......

Well the point is, HOW RICH IS THIS GIRL?!!!

Me:"Axia, care to explain this?"
I pointed at the giant building.
Axia:"Oh that? That's where i live in the mortals realm."
Me:"I ALREADY KNOW THAT. I MEAN WHY DO YOU LIVE IN SUCH A BIG HOUSE?!"
Axia:"How should i know? My Familia are always adding stuff to it.  They always do jobs and stuff too. They always make unnecessary money too. This house is so big, i always get lost in it. Well, i told them to destroy that part but......"
Me:" Stop talking about destroying a house that I've never ever even lived in my whole life."
Falania:" I guess it's expected of goddess Axia. She is one of the noble 5.
Axia:"Wait, why is she here?"
Me:" Well, she doesn't know magic either, so i thought bringing her along would be good."
Axia:"I thought you wouldn't have the intellect nor brain capacity to think about your Familia.
Me:"How did i get used to this?"

STARLIGHT PUNCH!!

I go off up to the sky quickly becoming smaller and smaller until i just flash like a star as i got punched by Axia the mean tsundere.

Me:"Wow, this place seems massive from the inside."
Axia:"I hate it, it's like a maze."
Me:"Well, we're gonna do this?"
Axia:"Oh, I'm not going to teach a slum like you. He's going to teach you."
Me:"He?"
Fancy-servant-man:"Oh Goddess Axia! You're back! I've cleaned the attic, the bathhouse, the storage facility, the......"
Axia:"Ok,ok i get that you get things done while I'm gone Frederick! But can you help teach this idiot magic?"
Frederick:"Of course!! Nice to meet you sir..."
He puts his hand out to shake mine. I've got a fun idea.
Me:"God Sharhan."
Frederick:"Oh, a God! You'll be in my care Great God Sha-"

SLEEP!

I quickly jerked his hand down and said the sleep. He fell upon my shoulder as i said 'relax, relax your shoulders. Relax your mind......'. Slowly, i rest him upon the ground as he 'sleeps' away.

Axia:"WHA- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CHILD!! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NO HARMING MORTALS!"
Me:"Hey come on Axia, a little hypnosis is just harmless! Plus weren't you a know it all God?"

I always wanted to do that!! Oh myself i feel so awesome!

(Hey you, yes you! The person reading this story right now! Have you ever wondered why i say oh myself? Well it's because people usually say oh my God, but since I'm a God myself, i just use the term "self" instead of "God"! Ain't i clever? Well, you're probably an annoyed reader that never ever even wanted me to explain the joke you probably didn't even know was a joke right now! Wait, WAIT! DON'T STOP READING JUST YE-)