Me:"So ok, now i have a Familia...... What do i do?"
Falania:" Wha-wha-wha-what do you mean what do you do!!!!!"
Axia:" Pardon me, but this here is nothing of a god you'd expect. (Ouch) If i were to say something, I'd say you've wasted you're life on a useless pervert! (double ouch)"
Me:" Hey cmon, just because you're a God too doesn't mean you can insult me like that!"
Falania:"Sh-sh-she's a go-go-god too!!"
Me:" Annnnnd there she faints."
(Thonk)
Axia:" It's not much of a surprise for a nervous wreck having 2 gods in her home. Most people don't even get to see a god in their whole entire life!"
Me:"So you're saying that this girl not only got to see and talk to 1 god, but she got to see and talk to 2?"
Axia:" Yes, and now she has turned into sleeping beauty."
Me:"I guess that makes sense, but still, what do i do now with a Familia?"
Axia:"Well, I'm surprised you could even form a Familia, but since you did I'll give you the rules and information for a starting a Familia. So now, the rules from before don't work anymore.
Me:"What do you mean by the rules from before don't work?"
Axia:"Well for instance, you're technically not immortal anymore"
Me:"SO I CAN DIE NOW!!?"
Axia:"TECHNICALLY, listen carefully for once you dumb fk!"
Every time man, every time...... Every time we hold a conversation, she just needs to insult me......
Axia:"So, if you get hurt so much that it makes it look like you will definitely die, then you will get teleported back to heaven."
Me:"Well what's so bad about that?"
Axia:"Well...... You will have to stay in heaven until every single trace of you of you has been vanquished."
Me:"Well that doesn't seen so ba-
WAIT WHAT!!! How long is that going to take?!!"
Axia:"Well, the more famous you are, the more longer you have to wait. There was this one time a very famous god died and he ended up waiting for 34 782 because people still prayed and told stories about him. But since only one child knows you, it'd be about 87 years at most!!"
Me:"Oh, i see (sad nod). But wait, what is going to happen to Falania?"
Axia:"She'd be fine, she just will lose the powers you gave her. And when she dies, you can go back to the world."
Me:"Wait, WHY WOULD I NEED FOR HER TO DIE?!!"
Axia:"I understand that your tiny brain can't comprehend the logic behind it, so I'll explain it to you. If she dies, then there will be no more mortals that will know about you anymore, so you can go back to earth not needing to worry about people knowing you, then you can start all over again!!"
Me:"That's sad...... but we call the followers in our Familia children right?"
Axia:"How do you know?"
Me:"I remember you saying child for my follower."
Axia:"Well yes, and i have 30 children in my Familia right now!"
Me:"Nobody asked you......"
Axia:"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!"
Me:"Nothing......Nothing......"
Axia:"Well anyway, since you need your Familia to grow, you can help your children. But, you can't help them physically."
Me:"What do you mean physically?"
Axia:"It means that you can't use magic on them, can't help them fight, can't help them remove obstacles and can't help them change their looks, size and ingenuity."
Me:"i guess that seems fair, but what's the use of getting more people into my Familia?"
Axia:"The use of getting more children is so that other mortals worship you. So you will get your very own church, temple etc. If you are famous, alot of mortals will want to join your Familia, but you can choose to let them join your Familia or not."
Me:"Why do you choose to say mortals instead of people?"
Axia:"Because I'm a noble god, and unlike you low life, I'm a high standard being that's being ridiculed by your slummy presence."
Me:"Well i can't help it, you're a spoiled brat that was assigned to show me the ropes to this god thing."
Axia:"And you're lucky i didn't just left you here!"
Me:"So wh-"
Falania:"(yawn) What's all this about-
OH, UMM GREAT GOD~~ (what was that?) AND GREAT GODDESS......"
Axia:" Axia, my name is Axia. You should know me by my loo-"
Falania:"GODDESS AXIA?!!!"
Me:"Is she that famous?"
Falania:"She's in the noble 5, one of the most widespread Familias known!! Quick, kneel down too!!!"
Me:"Hey i'm a god too!! That's just-"
Axia:"Disrespectful. Even though I'm way better than him, you still became a part of his Familia. So don't worship me, go and serve your god now! What kind of child calls their own god to kneel down before another god? If it were one of my children, I'd punish them and make them quit."
Me:"(tears) I'd (sniff) never thought (sniff) i would hear that (sniff) from you!! (Crying horribly)"
Falania:"I'm so sorry God......"
Me:"Sharhan."
Falania:"God Sharhan!! I'm so so sorry! For a second there I forgot that you were a God too!! I'm so sorry!!( Scared and crying )
Me:"(Sniff......) It's ok, it's just that i have to punish you!"
And there she goes fainting again.
Me:"So now that I've nothing to do, can you help me with magic?
"Fine"
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Kamisama!
FantasiI know descriptions are about writing what you have in the story but i'd like to keep it a secret. So just read on and i think you might find it interesting. ; )
