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I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the dead memes. I normally hate fics like this but I couldn't help myself. That is all.


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"hey sam sam! can i gieve you my love!" henry cried to his boyf

"sure henrie, but let me play my instrument becuase i constantly have stress and joey is summoning demons!" then a weird blob of ink dabed into the room becuase he was the monster of the studio. 

"HEy GuYs! mah name is Bendy! im totally not gonna try to kill you in thirty years!" both of the men were silencio. Henry dud the spoke up. 

"wow1 thanks! that isn't oddly specific!

"yea! and i'm defineltely not gonna start worshipping the ink thing.' then joey Gangnam styled into the room since he is a lame dick. 

"hey can i join you yiu guys?" joewy asked the grfoup. 

"no jeory you can't, you are just gonna try to kill us." bendy whipped at his creartor. then sufdddenlt susie and salice cartwheeled throught the wall. 

"hey babey," susie wig-waggle her eyebrows. "do yoy want to have the sex." she gave the lennt facy at the guys. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"ew." the bois said and shot her with the tommy machine gun from chapeter three. 

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bang. then susie was ded and alice was sad. joey patted alice's head and gave her a fidget spinner.

"don't worry alice, i was cheating on susie the entire time! you have a new mom now."

dun dun dun! then alison flipped herself and her hair into the room because science. 

"hey smexy, im ready fro my acting career but also ready to die since susie isn't realy dead"

Then the author came into the fic because she can.

"What is going on here!?" all da characters look at the rando persn. 

"isn't taht the person thet made us to the do henry," samm asked his boif.

"ya."

"lets get her"

And the author ran away because she could stand being near everyone and could write the oneshot anymore.












"wat she doibng with her life.?" bendy asked

"nothing" alice said








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*inhale* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Oh. My. God. I hated yet loved writing this. I thought it would be fun to do this since I have never done it before. More oneshots are on the way, my life is deciding to be a little shit so it might take a while. See you next time!


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