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Taco Bell Saga

Fast food
Greasy
Taco
I love

Nacho bell grande
Cheesy gordita
I like your nachos like diarrhea
Man, I really like taco bell

I know I can't watch you make my food
Drop it on the floor
I think it's rude
Man, I really like taco bell

Here's to the Mexican
Who makes me my food (me gusta)
How is that that I just ate
Now I have to poop

[2x]
Fast food
Greasy
Taco
I love
Food like this could only come from above

[Jay Joseph:]
Robbed a taco store and asked them for a refill

Hey this is JRizzle
Listen up all y'all
I'm winning tacos just because of this gumball
I put chalupas where my mouth is
So watch this
Because I'm the dopest rapper
That you've ever messed with

Sir, welcome to Taco Bell
May I take your order
Yeah can I have a big mac and a Pepsi
Sir, we don't sell big macs
And some chicken nuggets
We don't have chicken nuggets either
Serious!

T-A-C-O B-E double L
The cashier's name is Omar Vizquel
People always persecute me
But I know they'll die for eating Chipotle

How is it that you could hate the good old Taco Bell?
And how is it that you could like Chipotle?

I walked into the Taco Bell
'Cause I was craving some crunchy shell
The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah)
I was flying as high as a kite
And I looked up to my delight
They were having a special on chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa

And as you know there was a man
Who preached the truth on rock and sand
And Jesus won't hold your sins to you
And we all know that he broke the bread
But I know that St. Peter said
That his favorite food was chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa

I love this song
Beef
It's a good song
And cheese
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell

Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll make your booty go

Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
Okay
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
(oh, oh, oh, oh)
Beef and beef and cheese

Now is the time that we end this song
Without tacos life would be wrong
Man, I really love Taco Bell

Michael was right
Tacos are great
If you're real hungry
They're open real late
Man, I really love Taco Bell

Here's to the Mexican
Who makes me my food (me gusta)
How is that that I just ate
Now I have to poop

[2x]
Fast food
Greasy
Taco
I love
Food like this could only come from above

I'm full
So, dude, there's these two black guys in a bar
Hey, shh, we're still recording
[*unintelligible burps and noises and laughing*]