Cliche Trip To the Ghost Zone

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Warning: this is me just being overly sarcastic please do not take offence. I only mean to humor you.

Danny and his friends walk to school and sit down in class.

Mr. Lancer starts talking about something and Danny immediately stops listening. Who cares what this guy has to say. Even if he's saying some big announcement like who cares.

Instead, the boy learns Latin and becomes Shakespeare and writes a sappy poem in his notebook because he's gotta be dramatic and all.

Meanwhile Danny's parents burst in the classroom, as if they'd been waiting for just the right moment to barge in.

Danny somehow doesn't notice them and Mr. Lancer singles him out of all the students and goes to stand by his table and takes his notebook.

"Mr. Fenton. Pay attention in class!" He reproaches the boy.

"Danny!!" Maddie says, making Danny notice her and wonder what she's doing here, which is a really valid question. "Listen to your parents when they're talking. What were you even doing."

"Great Gatsby!" Mr. Lancer exclaimes, which is apparently the only other book, apart from 'How to kill a Mockingbird', in which he curses. "Where did you learn Latin!"

"Uuh" Danny scrunched his nose. "Maybe in Latin class? Why is that so weird?" He actually learned it from Pandora, a Greek ghost that apparently was more his mother than the woman in front of him.

Maddie frowned. "He can't know Latin. He isn't smart enough."

"Wow," a kid in the class muttered. "Harsh."

The rest, who apparently didn't give a shit about how Mrs. Fenton treated her son, pestered Mr. Lancer to read it out loud. Because who wouldn't want to know your classmate's Latin notes. Maybe you'll be able to remember them well enough for the test next period.

Danny protests but Mr. Lancer reads it (translating it like a boss, might I add. Also how does HE know Latin. He's an English teacher), even though that's private and teachers aren't allowed to cross personal space like that but since when do teachers follow the rules.

Cue 'My Demons' poem about Danny's ghost and human life.

Everyone's quiet and shocked for some reason and then Mr. Lancer hands the notebook back to Danny. After that they completely forget about the poem and it isn't referred to anymore throughout the whole book.

So Danny's parents continue and reveal that they're going on a Field trip to the Ghost Zone.

The whole class erupt into cheers because who wouldn't friking want to go to the Ghost Zone (no srsly. Who wouldn't). Meanwhile Tucker and Sam are worried and Danny is banging his head on the desk.

Sam and Tucker had decided to stay the night over to prepare and were in Danny's room packing everything.

"Let's go over the list again."

"AGAIN."

"We've gone over it 20 times already. I'm pretty sure that's enough."

"21's the charm. I want to be super very extra sure we have everything and are prepared for anything."

Tucker rolls his eyes. "Alright. Here you go." He throws a book at Danny's head. "I wrote the list down so I wouldn't have to read it out loud again."

Danny grinned and checked if everything was there.

Sam narrowed her eyes at the pile of heavy weapons and stashes of food in front of her. "How are we supposed to carry all this."

"Didn't I tell you?" Danny looks up and gestures to his backpack. "My backpack is infinite and I'm hella strong so I can carry all of it."

Tucker and Sam nod. "Sounds logical."

They go to sleep and wake up early the next day. The trio go downstairs to prepare breakfast. Maddie and Jack are already down in the basement working out the kinks in the Specter Speeder. They were using that car because they didn't have the energy or money to make a new vehicle so they just grabbed the car and updated it to make it fly (why they didn't do that to the RV and never stand in traffic again beats me). Besides Jack wanted to be able to say they were going on the magic school bus.

Danny grabs some food and knives and starts making breakfast. Tucker and Sam help and soon Jazz joins in and they start throwing knives across the kitchen, doing some crazy dance because apparently they don't eat cereal or bread anymore and need four people and seven different knives to make breakfast.

Meanwhile the whole friking class arrives at the same time outside and they walk in through the door like they owned the place and nobody taught them proper house etiquette.

They freeze in the doorway to the kitchen because WHO WOULDN'T WHEN FOUR KIDS ARE THROWING KNIVES AT EACH OTHER.

Some of them yelp and the Phantom team jumps into action, grabbing the knives and posing in battle positions like an awesome and dramatic team of superheros in a movie cover. They drop out of their poses when they see it's just the whole class standing in the house.

Danny frowns, rightfully irritated. "You're all early."

Dash shrugs. "We wanna go see all the deadly ghosts in their own habitat as soon as we can. All those jokes about me wanting to die in school weren't jokes."

Kwan nodded. "Now where is it. We have to leave before the government gets their common sense back and change their mind about this then suddenly forbit it."

Jazz crosses her arms. "Let us eat first." They finish making their breakfast and eat it up. Then they quickly run up the stairs to change and get their backpacks.

When they're ready they descend to the basement where Maddie and Jack are telling the bored students all about the Specter Speeder and finally they enter the ship.

Jack excitedly starts the engine and directs the Specter Speeder into the Ghost Zone through the portal, which suddenly is big enough to let a whole bus through. So they leave their house ungaurded and unlocked and most probably open because students never close the door behind them.

Hi guyssss this my first Cliche Field Trip to the Ghost Zone chapter/multiple oneshots. Alhtough I may not make more. IDK.
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Again...plz do not take offence. I have a field trip story myself and it wouldn't be there if not for all your stories. There are some really good gems in between but plz guys stop doing the cliche plots. There are so many possibilities and it's getting kinda old.

Byeeeeeeeee

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