the bland squad™️ origins:
once upon a time there were these three kids and one said "hey. i want some food" and the other said "cool me too" and the mom came out and said "go get food then what are you doing"
then the mom kicked the kids out and they got very sad and had to use their imaginations. so they all imagined some super heros that are super colorful but they ironically were named the bland squad™️ (lowercase on purpose).
so then the bland squad™️ went and bought some taco bell and did absolutely nothing. they lived such boring lives that a fund had to be made so that they could do stuff. so they raised no money because everyone thought it was dumb. then the bland squad™️ caught a bird falling out of a tree one day and everyone said "oh my goodness we need to give these guys money and a record deal"
so then the bland squad™️ became a popular boy band and they made tons of money and their creators, the three kids, got even more money and the mom begged them to come back so she could give them tacos from taco bell but now the kids are too fancy and rich for taco bell. now the kids eat the tacos their super cool personal chefs make them.
so the bland squad™️ made the kids super rich and famous but then they betrayed the kids and went to taco bell so now the bland squad™️ disbanded and only lives on in the memories of no one. also the kids went back to the mom and now they have to eat taco bell, not fancy personal chef tacos :(
