Disclaimer- Will be continually added when I find or create more
What did the paper say when he got crumbled? Oh sheet (mine)
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Diane. Diane who? Sorry I was Diane my clothes (mine)
What's a toilet's go to condiment? PEEnut BUTTer (mine)
What's a bar tender's favorite game? GIN RUMmy (mine)
(comeback) Your (insert any word for a male's genitals) is the size of a tic-tac! Well it sure as heck freshened your mom's breath last night (mine; to my knowledge)
(mine; reformed from a meme) What is Hitler's favorite game? Nahtzee
