1000 Ways On How To Annoy People (slow updates)

Ways To Annoy People In Walmart

61. Every time the cashier scans something yell, "Whoa! It's magic"

62. Move "Caution: Wet floor" to carpeted areas

63. When someone asks you if you need help, say "Why won't you just leave me alone?!"

64. Hide in the clothing section. When someone starts searching through the clothes, jump up, saying "Pick me!"

65. Walk up to any guy with his girlfriend and slap him hard and say, "But you said you will love me forever and ever!" then run away

66. Leave small gifts in the hands of mannequins

67. Put M&M's on layaway

68. Demand to see the manager at once, muttering about "bad service" or "rude employees". When face to face with the manager, insist that you need his/her autograph straight away

69. Play soccer with your friends using the entire store as your own field

70. Walking by someone, start singing a Barney song, when they join in yell, "What a bunch of retards!" then walk away