91. Ask the zoo keeper if you can pre order some unicorns
92. Talk to animals in a weird accent
93. Play boxing with kangaroos
94. Play banana crush with monkeys
95. Twerk infront of the giraffes
96. Spank the hippo's ass or play a drum cadence at it
97. Stare at them like eternity
98. Try to make funny faces at penguins
99. Do selfies with baby elephants
100. Throw CARROTS at monkeys!
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