101. Do roll in the sand
102. Try to act like a sea gull
103. Brush your teeth in the water then spit there too
104. Bring a backhoe then dig for clams
105. Make sand sculptures of questionable body parts
106. Try to throw jellyfish around
107. Wear a t-shirt that says, 'I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please'(Bella Cullen 96)
108. Step on sand castles made by children
109. Yell 'Shark!' then run away
110. At the concession stand, order some broccoli popsicle
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