Why? (An Ouran Highschool Host Club FanFic) (??? X OC)

Gym Class

(Kyouya's POV)

The day after actually went surprisingly well. Though every time I would bring up any thing related to her problem, she would just wave it off, or ignore me completely. I almost thought of skipping the rest of the school day just to follow her around, but that might be a little drastic. I'll just let her either fool everyone, or make a fool of herself and get exposed for the woman she really is. I've already hocked my laptop up with the schools cameras, just to be on the safe side, and not to miss anything else that might happen.

Before I walked with her and Tamaki to our next class, he pulled me away and told Peyton to keep walking.

"Kyouya, I need to ask you a very important question-"

"What is it now Tamaki?"

"Is it true that Peyton is... A girl?" He whispered the last part, thinking that it would help keep people from hearing, even thought the halls where already empty.

Pushing up my glasses, I responded with a simple, "Yes."

"Okay," was all he said before speed walking into the classroom. he wouldnt even look at me for the rest of the day...

(Hikaru's POV)

"Finally, last class of the day," I complained to my brother as we walked to gym. We opened the door, only to see, the one guy we never thought would, come out of the boys locker room.

Peyton was there, gym clothes and all. The one boy in the entire school who never changed, nor played, in gym, was right in front of is. He caught us staring and waved, walking over to us. He stopped about a yard or so away and said hi. He scratched the back of his head, making his tight grey V-neck, that showed off his tattoos, pull up a little bit. Reveling a black and white belly button ring, and, dare I say, nice abs. Not rock hard, but just barley noticeable. Where Kaoru and I have muscles that aren't even noticeable at all. One more thing that I have to say that's really bugging my, dude got hairless legs, and wearing guys short shorts just shows them off.

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I make Hikaru seem gay right now... I feel even worse cause it just gets worse as the story continues. Be prepared for a lot of gay shit. Sorry, but not sorry...
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"Hey you decided to change today-" Kaoru started.

"Who you trying to impress?" I finish, giving Peyton the same toothy grin my brother was. Peyton just shrugged and walked to where the coach was giving instructions on what we where doing today. Turns out we where all working on skills. Chin ups, push ups, speed, flexibility, and jumping (when you see how far you can jump). Oh, poor Peyton. Doesn't participate for who's long? And now he has to go through all of this shit. I look over to my twin with a knowing smile, and we just think about it until we both start to giggle. Class has now started, and we are going in order by last name, so it's me, Kaoru, (some other random people) and then Peyton.

First is chin ups, we both do better than Peyton.

Next is push ups, for some reason he gets more than us by almost twenty.

Then there was speed, where we all tied.

After was jumps, which was cute because Peyton only got a few feet.

And finally, flexibility. This is the part of gym that freaked us all out, and by all, I mean almost the entire class. He got better scores than everyone. Even the girls, where half of them where in gymnastics. And just to show off, he did the splits. The actual FUCKING SPLITS! And middles for that matter.

"Doesn't that hurt?" I thought to myself, them realized I said it out loud.

"Nope," he replied, popping the 'p.' He is still in the splits too. Head in hands, elbows on the ground in front of him, and looking directly at me.

I was going to say something else, but the last bell of the school day rang, and both Kaoru and I ran to change back into our uniforms.

Walking to the club I looked to my brother before asking, "I didn't know guys could even do that."

"Really? I knew Peyton could do that."

"Wait, what? How?"

"He did it in his last music video, it's on YouTube. Didn't I show you?" Kaoru asked.

"I don't think so. Wait, video?"

"I never showed you that cover band? You know, 'The Ravens?'"

"Is that that one band that sings all of those that Black Veil Brides and Piece the Veil songs?"

"Yeah. Seriously, Peyton didn't remind you of the lead guitarist at all?"

"I thought he was the lead singer," I said, a little confused.

"He's the bands singer who would always do the screaming and stuff, but he does mainly guitar."

"Oh," was all I could say, as we walked through the doors.

(Peyton's POV)

I just walked right to the host club after school. I went into one of the changing rooms, only to find Haruhi shirtless. Well, not shirtless because I could still se her bra, but you know what I mean. She looked at me, a little shocked. I closed the curtain and asked her if I could come in after a few minutes passed, she accepted. I stepped in, seeing that she had changed back into her uniform. She explained that she had to change because in one of her last classes, science, something want wrong and ruined her shirt. She also explained that she was a girl.

"I already figured that out a while ago," I told her, she figured.

I tried to tell her that I was a girl too. At first she didn't believe me, but I, again, explained my life story and everything, but she was still skeptical. So the next thing I think of is, take my shirt off, I'm changing anyways. And she's a girl too, so it doesn't really matter. I change back into my turtle neck and jacked, along with my baggy ripped jeans. But not before I get a chance to show Haruhi my bra (It's really tight so it makes her look like she's got nothing but a flat chest). After that she 100% believes me and has no more doubt in me what so ever. It was weird when I had to take the socks out of my panties though. I had to where them for gym class to make it at least look like I got a package. People believed me, so what if it's weird. It helped secure my fake identity as a guy. after chamging, I just put everything backinto my black and white checkerd backpack, and we left for the club.

The rest of the club was fun actually. Me and her hung out when we didn't have guests to attend to. Kyouya informed me that Tamaki knew of my secret (not much of a secret anymore). While the club was still going on, just to keep up the act, I lifted him up by the collar of his shirt and slammed him into the wall, not enough to really hurt him though... that bad. I made him swear to keep it a secret, and let no one else, not even the club members, know about it. I mumbled most of it though, so no one else could hear our conversation but us. After that, I dropped him, and went back to my table.

Me and Haruhi where now the best of friend, and she agreed to helping me find Shiki. I really hope I can find him soon. I only have one more trick up my sleeve to get him out of hiding, and it's not going to be easy at all...

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How'd I do this time?

I know it sucks and most of it was awkward, but I'm just trying to make it funny... it's not working... is it... oh well, you win some, you loose some.

More of Honey and Mori will me in the next couple chapters if you think I forgot about them.

Thanks for commenting, voting, and continuing to read my failure of literature, don't hate me.

Now guess...

What might Peyton's last trick be?