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How to be a perfect oppa

Yein: Jungkook, i want oppa.

Jungkook: are you not contended of me?

Yein: no, it's not like that, i want you to be oppa.

Jungkook: so you really not contended of me,

Yein: no, it's not the t--- (Jungkook covers her mouth)

*music plays butterfly*

Jungkook: I don't want to hear your explanation.

Yein: (cries)

Jungkook: you have to love me for what i am, for simply being me, don't love me for what you intend, or bone that i will be...

Yein: wait, i know that song.

Jungkook: ... or if you are only using me to fear your fantasy, you are really not in love, so let me go!

Yein: I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

*Jungkook acts dramatically*

*Jungkook opens laptop while crying*

Youtube: hey you!

Jungkook: me?

Youtube: yes you, do you want to become oppa?

Jungkook: (looks right and left) (nod)

youtube: this is a best tutorial ever, you only need three steps, 3! Number one, watch k-dramas a lot, its important to learn their gestures,
"Saranghae" (acts dramatically)

Jungkook: but i don't like k-dramas, i never liked k-dramas.

Youtube: are you sure?

Jungkook: yes.

Youtube: are you sure?

Jungkook: yes.

Youtube: (snap)

a few moments later

Jungkook: (watching k-drama) anniyo, anniyo. (Later) hahahaha! (Later) anniyo, anniyo, (many days later) Saranghae, Saranghae, Saranghae, (habang puting puti na), last episode.

Youtube: step 2, you must know how to put make up.

Jungkook: (puts make up) like this?

Youtube: no, that's not enough.

Jungkook: (puts make all over the face) you mean like this?

Youtube: better. Step 3, whenever an oppa moves, the world stops, whenever he walks, whenever he talks, whenever he eats, whenever he farts, time stops. And girls says "oppa you are the light of the world"

Later...

*music plays BTS's coffee*
Jungkook: (walks *slow motion*)

Yein: huh? Oppa, you are the light of the world. Whenever he moves, the world stops, time stops, oppa.

Music stops

Jungkook: (people walks across him *not in slow motion*)

Yein: huh? Oppa why are you walking so slow.

Music plays again.

Jungkook: .........huh?

Music stops

Later...

The outlet is burning

Yein: (smells the burning outlet but, don't know what is it) ahhh oppa, oppa, its burning, its burning.

Music plays

Jungkook: .........huh? (Still slow)

Yein: lets go! Lets go! (Runs)

(Explosion, and Jungkook left in the house, because of slowness)

Yein: O...PPA...TAY!