Ibang(lyz) klaseng Jokes

where's my Phone

Soojung: asan phone ko.

Namjoon: ?

Soojung: namjoon tinago mo ba.

Namjoon: hindi tinapon ko, nasira eh.

Soojung: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAMMMMMMMJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!

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Jiae: asan phone ko?

Yoongi: nasa sala.

Jiae: pinakialaman mo?

Yoongi: hindi.

Jiae: (tinignan ang Gallery, nakita nya na may intruder selfie, si suga)
YOOOONGGGGGI!

Yoongi: hindi ko naman alam password eh.

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Mijoo: asan phone ko?

Hoseok: na kay V

Mijoo: bakit nasa kanya.

Hoseok: ewan ko.

Nakita ni Mijoo na tinitignan lang ni V ang phone nya, yung parang walang alam sa mundo.

Mijoo: V!

Taehyung: (teleports)

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Jiyeon: asan phone ko?

Jimin: ?

Jiyeon: where's my phone. (Kahit saan saan na nag hanap, biglang nahanap na, pero...)

Jiyeon: where's my phone.

Jimin: hawak hawak mo na eh.

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Myungeun: where's my phone?

Jin: nasa kusina.

Meanwhile...

Myungeun: Jin!! Bakit nasa kaldero.

Jin: oh no!

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Sujeong: @=#$#'[ /^ )=(?#?

Taehyung: #@~? "(

Sujeong: _@*[^#.

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Yein: Jungkook asan phone ko.

Jungkook: ayan hawak hawak mo.

Yein: sayo to eh.

Jungkook: ay eto pala.