Jeongin reciting vines, with the help of his fellow crackheads.
I need to work on part 2 of that changlix story and also need to do a Seungjin request but I decided to write this instead.
not requested
something
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"Alright and your word is destroyed" Jeongin spoke into his phone as soon as he picked it up.
"What the fuck are you on ab-" Woojin was cut off by Jeongin talking to himself, but in a higher tone of voice.
"Can you use it in a sentence?" Jeongin asked himself. Woojin just listened to what Jeongin was saying, really fucking confused on what was going on.
Changing his tone of voice back to normal, Jeongin proceeded to say something that made Woojin confused.
"Of course," Jeongin said to no one." Last night I desTROYED THAT PUSSY." Jeongin quickly hung up, only to leave Woojin to contemplate what he was doing with his life for the next hour or so.
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Minho was casually walking through the park, making his way to school. All of a sudden he hears something, like a person, land on the ground behind him.
He turned to look to ten other side of the park, only to see Jeongin and his fucking friends running Naruto style down the pathway in the park. Also because it's his dumbass friends, he also heard a faint 'huh' and drums coming from someone's phone.
"why the actual fuck am I friends with them?"
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Changbin working as an emergency call person (those people that are like "000/911 what's your fucking emergency")
"911, what's your emergency?" Changbin said in to the headset.
"Somebody at our prom has been killed, please help" a panicked voice blasted into Changbin's ears.
"Okay so calm down, we wouldn't want a Panic! At The Disco" Changbin said into the headset, as he played 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies' that he already had up on his computer.
"Sorry but this isn't the time to recite vines sir" the panicked voice came through the headset again.
"Oh yeah sorry, we'll send the police to where you are...bye I guess" and with that, Changbin continued to cry about MCR.
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I really like those chat room books where it's like a kpop group and every chapter is just a roasting session. I'm someone that likes humour in books that's got sweating and is up to date I guess.
Idk it's just hard to come around really good books that have a good plot but also have good humour.
Also I'll probably not update a lot since school and also next week I'm going on a school camp, so yeah, I can't take my phone ;-;
Well even now I update every decade or something
Okay bye
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stray kids
Fanfiction"i'll throw gyu out of a fucking window" -oneshots // finished
