not requested
Also I'm doing all the members for this, enjoy
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Things Chan would say, but not really?
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"mate I'd rather throw my phone at a brick wall than fuck you because the phone's replaceable but your virginity isn't."
"we can all agree that bambam can stop dabbing"
"fuck off i'm watching dragon ball for the fifth time this month"
"I'll throw gyu out of a window if you don't wash the dishes, Changbin"
"Why is everyone so loud?"
"I'm actually not that good at cook-"
"I'm never letting the rest of the group go within a 10 kilometre range of the kitchen"
"Changbin is not d-"
"So you downed a whole tablespoon of salt for the fans?"
"Jisung, we are not getting pizza again for dinner"
